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It's Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed
It's Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed

Nah, my real name is mR GAY PANTS >:D. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have
Nah, my real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.



Mah siggie: [[User:Givemepancakes|<font color="Red">And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable:</font>]] [[User_talk:Givemepancakes|<font color="Blue">It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit.</font>]] 00:22, May 3, 2013 (UTC)
Mah siggie: [[User:Givemepancakes|<font color="Red">And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable:</font>]] [[User_talk:Givemepancakes|<font color="Blue">It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit.</font>]] 00:22, May 3, 2013 (UTC)

Revision as of 01:35, 21 September 2013

It's Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed

Nah, my real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.


Mah siggie: And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable: It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit. 00:22, May 3, 2013 (UTC)

My favorite pages

Pages I made (or contributed to greatly)

File:Jeff banned from wiki.jpg
JEFF SEEZ DAT HE GOT BANNED

THE JEFFCAPS WARS

Recently I have been having a contest with Furbearingbrick to see how many pastas we can make based off of the Jeff The Killer Spinoffs. Here are my entries in order of oldest to newest:

  1. Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt
  2. JEFF WRITES A KID'S TV SHOW
  3. JEFF LICKS A FROZEN DOORKNOB
  4. JEFF THE KILLER PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS
  5. JEFF IS SPRAYED BY A SKUNK
  6. JEFF'S KILLER ROBOT
  7. JEFF THE KILLER BECOMES WILE E. COYOTE
  8. JEFF THE KILLER PEES ON HERON'S NEST
  9. JEFF THE KILLER V.S THE CONCEPT OF INERTIA
  10. JEFF INSERTS AN ENTIRE MARCHING BAND INTO HIS ASS

And here's Furbearingbrick's pastas:

  1. JEFF'S ROID RAGE
  2. Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches
  3. JEFF'S DICK
  4. JEFF ANGERS THE TOILET GOD
  5. JEFF OVEREATS
  6. FURBEARINGBRICK ARM WRESTLES JEFF THE KILLER
  7. FAT JEFFS IN PARTY HATS
  8. JEFF'S AMAZING BUTTWINGS
  9. JEFF AND THE INFLATABLE SHEEP
  10. Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast

Special mention goes to this story, written by a third party.


UPDATE: Recently, my good friend SEKTOR has joined the cause. here are his pastas:

  1. JEFF GETS GROUNDED BY BAD GOANIMATE CHARS

COMING SOON

  • Godzilla NES Creepypazta
  • D12 HIDDEN ALBUM; ANGLES NIHGT