Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. Part one. Part two. Part four. Part five. Part six. Part seven.

Jeff The Killer Downs His Sorrows In Soda Pop (what, you were expecting booze? He's a kid, remember?)  

Jeff begins flight class.  

Jeff Gets Helmet Hair  

Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT  

Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas  

Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)

Jeff Kills The President (And Never Gets Caught)

Jeff Starts A Nuclear War (And Never Get Caught)

Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking  

Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)  

Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die  

Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown  

Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom  

Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off (SPOILER: Smile Dawg wins)  

Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off  

Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle  

Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun  

Jeff and the Glory Hole  

Jeff Grows Tusks  

Jeff's Detachable Penis  

Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth  

Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting  

Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off  

Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)  

Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes  

Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)

Jeff's pie.

Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons  

Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)  

Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers  

Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker  

Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)

Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!  

Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)  

Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen  

Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf  

Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts  

Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars.  

Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders  

Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears  

Jeff's Eyes Implode  

Jeff's Toothache  

Jeff Orders Pizza  

Jeff Visits God  

Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second

Jeff Kills Lucy  

Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker  

Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?)  

jeff eats irish bread  

Jeff Gets Mummified

THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY!  

Jeff Gets Swampass  

Jeff gets the swine flu  

Jeff's Giant pen0r  

Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures  

Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose  

Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill  

Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel

Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game  

Jeff Farts On BEN  

Jeff Dances The Can-Can  

Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse  

Jeff's Appendix Bursts  

Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once  

Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space.  

Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade  

Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions  

Jeff Marries Bigfoot  

Jeff The Hippie  

Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.)  

Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship  

Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom  

Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly  

Jeff Blows Up The Ocean  

Jeff's Blue Balls  

Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle  

Jeff Gets An Enema  

Jeff Does Impressions  

Jeff The Sockpuppet  

Jeff eats some cereal.

Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside!  

Jeff goes bowling  

Jeff does a math quiz. And fails.  

Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.

Imagine: Sex ed quizzes.  

Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;(  

Jeff The Astronaut  

Jeff Hibernates for the Winter  

Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out  

Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza  

Jeff Meets The Rhubears  

Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door  

Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2  

Jeff Gets Gold Fever  

Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease  

Jeff's Tummy Hurts  

Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap  

Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection  

Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off  

Jeff's Nipples Get Sore  

Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow  

Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning  

Jeff Licks His Elbow  

Jeff Gets A Foot Massage  

Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers  

Jeff's Laryngitis  

Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion  

Jeff Goes Scuba Diving  

Jeff Meets The Jetsons  

White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump  

Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie  

Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube  

Jeff Brushes His Teeth  

Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki