Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!

The sixth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four. Part Five.

As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them funny!

Jeff Goes Vegan

Jeff vs. Foot Fungus

Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head

Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE")