Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!

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The sixth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four. Part Five.

As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. Keep gross-out jokes to a minimum. And above all, make them funny!


Jeff Goes Vegan

Jeff vs. Foot Fungus

Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head

Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE")

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"Also, take a freakin' bath."

Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil

Jeff Discovers TV Tropes

Jeff Misses Soft Toilet Paper

Jeff Runs A Marathon

Jeff Catches The Gingerbread Man

Jeff Chips One Of His Incisors

Jeff Gets Food Poisoning

Jeff Plays Hotdog Storm (yes, that really is the name of a video game. Stop giggling!)

Jeff Gets Asthma

Jeff Craps In A Bucket

Jeff Uses The Naughty Hungarian Phrasebook

Jeff Uses A Loom (HI BEN! I'M WEAVING ON A LOOM!)

Jeff Pricks His Finger On A Spinning Wheel And Sleeps For A Hundred Years

Jeff Frenches Smiledog

Jeff Buries Himself Alive

Jeff Becomes A Proffessional Wrestler

Jeff Plays With An Ouija Board

Jeff vs. The Fuckaroo

Jeff Meets Domo

Jeff Shills ShamWow

Jeff In An Igloo

Jeff Screws An Electric Fan

Jeff Drinks Milk Straight From The Carton

Jeff Breakdances

Jeff Shops At Wal-Mart

Jeff Does What Nintendon't

Jeff Gets A Cursed Pocketwatch

Jeff Punches Through Time

Jeff Gets Tossed Into A Garbage Compactor

Jeff Kills A Jogger With His Energy Ki Attack

Jeff Lusts After The Mongolian Death Worm

Jeff Drinks Everclear