Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!
The sixth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four. Part Five.
As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. Keep gross-out jokes to a minimum. And above all, make them funny!
Jeff Goes Vegan
Jeff vs. Foot Fungus
Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head
Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE")
Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil
Jeff Misses Soft Toilet Paper
Jeff Runs A Marathon
Jeff Catches The Gingerbread Man
Jeff Chips One Of His Incisors
Jeff Gets Food Poisoning
Jeff Plays Hotdog Storm (yes, that really is the name of a video game. Stop giggling!)
Jeff Gets Asthma
Jeff Craps In A Bucket
Jeff Uses The Naughty Hungarian Phrasebook
Jeff Uses A Loom (HI BEN! I'M WEAVING ON A LOOM!)
Jeff Pricks His Finger On A Spinning Wheel And Sleeps For A Hundred Years
Jeff Frenches Smiledog
Jeff Buries Himself Alive
Jeff Becomes A Proffessional Wrestler
Jeff Plays With An Ouija Board
Jeff vs. The Fuckaroo
Jeff Meets Domo
Jeff Shills ShamWow
Jeff In An Igloo
Jeff Screws An Electric Fan
Jeff Drinks Milk Straight From The Carton
Jeff Breakdances
Jeff Shops At Wal-Mart
Jeff Does What Nintendon't
Jeff Gets A Cursed Pocketwatch
Jeff Punches Through Time
Jeff Gets Tossed Into A Garbage Compactor
Jeff Kills A Jogger With His Energy Ki Attack
Jeff Lusts After The Mongolian Death Worm
Jeff Drinks Everclear
Jeff Finds Out Why Major Tom Really Made The Grade
Jeff Takes A Vacation To The Dogscape
Jeff Watches Reruns Of "My Life As A Teenage Robot" Religiously
Jeff Waxes On; Waxes Off
Jeff Decides To Play Deadpool In A Game Of Checkers (PEOPLE CHECKERS.)
Jeff Inhales. Jeff Exhales. Jeff Inhales. Jeff Exhales.
Jeff Daydreams About Becoming An Evil Overlord
Jeff Licks Stamps
Jeff Flips Off Heron
Jeff Gets Four O' Clock Shadow
Jeff Wears A Flea Collar
Jeff Swallows An Armed Hand Grenade
Jeff Juggles Nuclear Warheads
Jeff Reads Fifty Shades Of Grey
Jeff Gets A Cowlick
Jeff Goes Into A Trance After Looking At Too Many Fractals
