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'''NOTE: '''This all began with a joke by Furbearingbrick in chat, "What if Jeff The Killer were drawn by Bob Liefeld?" Other users came up with thier own ideas for disastrous Jeff spinoffs/interpretations, and it never stopped really. What follows are the more amusing ones. Now has [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|two]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|sequels.]] Scratch [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|that]], [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|four.]] |
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'''NOTE: '''This all began with a joke by Furbearingbrick in chat, "What if Jeff The Killer were drawn by Rob Liefeld?" Other users came up with their own ideas for disastrous Jeff spinoffs/interpretations, and it never stopped really. What follows are the more amusing ones. Now has [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|two]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|sequels.]] Scratch [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|that]], [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|four. ]]No, [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|five.]] And a [https://trollpasta.com/wiki/The_Jeff_Spinoffs_Holiday_Special holiday special.] |
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He keeps having to inject insulin while stalking people. |
He keeps having to inject insulin while stalking people. |
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Jeff and Jane |
Jeff and Jane's Sexy Fun Times |
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Jeff and Cleric |
Jeff and Cleric's Massive Orgy |
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Jeff The Killer get |
Jeff The Killer get's a sex change/Becomes Lesbian. |
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Jeff The Killer Visits The Gynecologist |
Jeff The Killer Visits The Gynecologist |
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Jeff The Killer Clones Himself. "My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!" |
Jeff The Killer Clones Himself. "My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!" |
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Jeff the Killer uses Hyper-Realistic Descriptor |
Jeff the Killer uses Hyper-Realistic Descriptor. It was super effective |
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It was super effective |
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Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt |
Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt |
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Jeff The Killer Gives Blood...HIS VICTIMS |
Jeff The Killer Gives Blood...HIS VICTIMS' |
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Jeff The Killer Gets An Anal Probe |
Jeff The Killer Gets An Anal Probe |
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Jeff the Killer>"Okay! That does it! Now LISTEN! Why is it that everything today has involved things going in, or coming out of, my ass!" |
Jeff the Killer>"Okay! That does it! Now LISTEN! Why is it that everything today has involved things going in, or coming out of, my ass!" |
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Michael Bay |
Michael Bay's Jeff The Killer |
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Jeff The Killer meets Mecha-Hitler. |
Jeff The Killer meets Mecha-Hitler. |
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Jeff The Killer Gets Manboobs |
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... And squeezes them. |
Jeff The Killer Gets Manboobs... And squeezes them. |
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Jeff Discovers That He Has Chalimyda |
Jeff Discovers That He Has Chalimyda |
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Jeff Wears A Green Hoodie Because His White One Is At The Cleaners |
Jeff Wears A Green Hoodie Because His White One Is At The Cleaners |
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Jeff Writes A Children |
Jeff Writes A Children's Show (It doesn't End Well) |
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Jeff Gets His Wisdom Teeth Pulled |
Jeff Gets His Wisdom Teeth Pulled |
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Jeff Discovers Puberty |
Jeff Discovers Puberty |
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Jeff Experiments with Smiledog |
Jeff Experiments with Smiledog |
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Jeff Files His Tax Returns |
Jeff Files His Tax Returns |
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Jeff Shits Bricks |
Jeff Shits Bricks |
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Brick Shits Jeff (aww man, what did I ''eat'' |
Brick Shits Jeff (aww man, what did I ''eat''last night?!) |
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Jeff Eats His Fangirls |
Jeff Eats His Fangirls |
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Jeff Becomes A Superhero |
Jeff Becomes A Superhero |
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Jeff EXTREEEEEEEEME |
Jeff EXTREEEEEEEEME |
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Jeff The Ninja Turtle |
Jeff The Ninja Turtle |
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Jeff Takes Steroids (Wait, that one [[JEFF'S ROID RAGE|actually exists]]. Nevermind.) |
Jeff Takes Steroids (Wait, that one [[JEFF'S ROID RAGE|actually exists]]. Nevermind.) |
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Jeff Types With Boxing Gloves On |
Jeff Types With Boxing Gloves On |
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Jeff: 20,000 BC |
Jeff: 20,000 BC |
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Jeff Licks A Frozen Doorknob |
Jeff Licks A Frozen Doorknob |
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Jeff Is Actually A Snatcher (YOU LOOKED! JUNKER!) |
Jeff Is Actually A Snatcher (YOU LOOKED! JUNKER!) |
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Jeff Takes Bath Salts; Doesn |
Jeff Takes Bath Salts; Doesn't Change a Bit. |
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Johnson And Jeff Gangbang Smile Dog |
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Jeff meets Happy Wheels |
Jeff meets Happy Wheels |
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Jeff Goes To Hell; Gets Kicked Out |
Jeff Goes To Hell; Gets Kicked Out |
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Jeff vs The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis |
Jeff vs The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis |
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Jeff Vs. Headcrabs |
Jeff Vs. Headcrabs |
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Wolfenmaus &Furbearingbrick Make Fun of Jeff "Rated Five Stars by Slendy Weekly!" |
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"Rated Five Stars by Slendy Weekly!" |
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[[File:Gorilla-knife_1427084i.jpg|thumb|276px|GO. TO. OOK.]] |
[[File:Gorilla-knife_1427084i.jpg|thumb|276px|GO. TO. OOK.]] |
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Jeff Is Forced To Wash His Hair |
Jeff Is Forced To Wash His Hair |
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Jeff's Clothes Are Stolen By The Rake While He Bathes In The River |
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Jeff's Clothes Are Stolen By The Rake While He Bathes In The River |
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Jeff Switches Brains With A Gorilla |
Jeff Switches Brains With A Gorilla |
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Jeff and The Tragedy Of Underage Drinking |
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Jeff Finally Starts To Hallucinate From His Extensive Sleep Deprivation |
Jeff Finally Starts To Hallucinate From His Extensive Sleep Deprivation |
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Jeff Trips Balls |
Jeff Trips Balls |
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Jeff Drinks An Entire Jug Of Moonshine And Passes Out, Awakens To Find Slendy Has Sharpied Rude Drawings On His Face |
Jeff Drinks An Entire Jug Of Moonshine And Passes Out, Awakens To Find Slendy Has Sharpied Rude Drawings On His Face |
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Jeff Doesn |
Jeff Doesn't Love Your Shitty OC, Get Over It |
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Jeff Inhales Smiledog, Slendy Shrinks To Microscopic Size To Retrieve Him |
Jeff Inhales Smiledog, Slendy Shrinks To Microscopic Size To Retrieve Him |
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Jeff Purchases An iPhone 5 |
Jeff Purchases An iPhone 5 |
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Jeff Faps To Pictures Of Dead Rabbits |
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Jeff Drops The Soap |
Jeff Drops The Soap |
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Jeff Trips On A Roller Skate, Gets A Concussion |
Jeff Trips On A Roller Skate, Gets A Concussion |
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Jeff Becomes Morbidly Obese |
Jeff Becomes Morbidly Obese |
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Jeff, Slendy, Heron, Zalgo and Patrixxx Play Mahjonng |
Jeff, Slendy, Heron, Zalgo and Patrixxx Play Mahjonng |
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"Jeff Becomes A Hyper-Intelligent Scholar, Solves World Hunger and Propels Mankind to the great beyond. Then he eats babies like candy and Slaughters Mankind because why the fuck not?" |
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"Jeff Becomes A Hyper-Intelligent Scholar, Solves World Hunger and Propels Mankind to the great beyond. Then he eats people like candy and Slaughters Mankind because why the fuck not?" |
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Jeff Ate A Baby! |
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Baby! It's what's for dinner! |
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Baby! The other, other white meat! |
Baby! The other, other white meat! |
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Jeff Becomes A Legomaniac |
Jeff Becomes A Legomaniac |
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Jeff Vs The Screaming Shits |
Jeff Vs The Screaming Shits |
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Jeff Gets The Flu |
Jeff Gets The Flu |
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Seriously, what WOULD happen if Jeff got the flu? Would he be too sick to stalk people, or would he intentionally spread it to his victims instead of killing them? |
Seriously, what WOULD happen if Jeff got the flu? Would he be too sick to stalk people, or would he intentionally spread it to his victims instead of killing them? |
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Jeff vs Hayfever |
Jeff vs Hayfever |
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Jeff Smells So Bad He Can Stun A Yak At 100 Yards |
Jeff Smells So Bad He Can Stun A Yak At 100 Yards |
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Jeff The Killer |
Jeff The Killer's Rampaging Gayness |
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Jeff The Killer Pees On Heron |
Jeff The Killer Pees On Heron's Nest, Gets His Eyes Pecked Out |
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Jeff Thinks He Has A Week To Live, Suddenly Becomes Nicer To Slendy |
Jeff Thinks He Has A Week To Live, Suddenly Becomes Nicer To Slendy |
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Attack Of The 50-Foot Jeff |
Attack Of The 50-Foot Jeff |
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Jeff The Killer Does Your Mum |
Jeff The Killer Does Your Mum |
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Jeff The Eats Too Much Halloween Candy |
Jeff The Eats Too Much Halloween Candy |
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Jeff Gets Preganant |
Jeff Gets Preganant |
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Jeff's First Pube |
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Jeff Has Sex With His Brother's Corpse (nevermind, I've actually found fanart of that. EEEEeeeeEEEwwww...) |
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Jeff's First Pube |
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Jeff Grows A Beard |
Jeff Grows A Beard |
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Jeff |
Jeff's Beard Hops Off His Face And Goes On A Maniacal Fuck-Fest |
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Jeff Drinks Bleach And Dies |
Jeff Drinks Bleach And Dies |
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Jeff Is Forced To Work For A Living |
Jeff Is Forced To Work For A Living |
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Jeff Turns Himself Inside Out |
Jeff Turns Himself Inside Out |
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Jeff Bakes Cookies...OF DEATH!! |
Jeff Bakes Cookies...OF DEATH!! |
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Jeff Gets The Infinity Gauntlet |
Jeff Gets The Infinity Gauntlet |
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Jeff Vs. Godzilla |
Jeff Vs. Godzilla |
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Jeff Turns Into A Tree |
Jeff Turns Into A Tree |
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Jeff Turns Dolan Into Duck a |
Jeff Turns Dolan Into Duck a 'lorange |
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Jeff |
Jeff's Prom Date From Hell |
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Jeff Attempts To Learn To Drive |
Jeff Attempts To Learn To Drive |
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Jeff Paints The Spare Room |
Jeff Paints The Spare Room |
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Jeff Begs For Change |
Jeff Begs For Change |
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Jeff OD's |
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Jeff Realizes He's Too Young To Vote |
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Jeff OD's |
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Jeff Sets Up A Wile E. Coyote Style Trap To Catch A Sleepwalker, Which Backfires In A Predictable Yet Hilarious Manner |
Jeff Sets Up A Wile E. Coyote Style Trap To Catch A Sleepwalker, Which Backfires In A Predictable Yet Hilarious Manner |
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Jeff Steps On A Lego |
Jeff Steps On A Lego |
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Jeff Chokes On A Baby's Femur |
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Jeff Overeats On Thanksgiving |
Jeff Overeats On Thanksgiving |
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Jeff vs....HIMSELF?! |
Jeff vs....HIMSELF?! |
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Jeff Becomes A Yellow Lantern |
Jeff Becomes A Yellow Lantern |
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Jeff The Condom. Wait wat. |
Jeff The Condom. Wait wat. |
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Jeff Gets Athlete |
Jeff Gets Athlete's Foot |
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Jeff Moons Everybody |
Jeff Moons Everybody |
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Jeff Grows A Second Head (not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter) |
Jeff Grows A Second Head (not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter) |
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Jeff Reproduces By Budding |
Jeff Reproduces By Budding |
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Jeff Eats a Sack of Bagels. |
Jeff Eats a Sack of Bagels. |
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Jeff Requires More Vespene Gas |
Jeff Requires More Vespene Gas |
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Jeff the Killer Waits Patiently For Minecraft To Open and Fully Load. |
Jeff the Killer Waits Patiently For Minecraft To Open and Fully Load. |
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Jeff The Killer Gets Caught In A Sandstorm; Immediately Regrets Having Burned Off His Eyelids |
Jeff The Killer Gets Caught In A Sandstorm; Immediately Regrets Having Burned Off His Eyelids |
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Jeff Gets Visited by a Genie and Wishes To Be a Real Woman. |
Jeff Gets Visited by a Genie and Wishes To Be a Real Woman. |
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Jeff Becomes a Creepypasta Wiki Admin and Bans Everyone. |
Jeff Becomes a Creepypasta Wiki Admin and Bans Everyone. |
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Jeff Stabs Pedobear In The Eye |
Jeff Stabs Pedobear In The Eye |
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Jeff Takes Viagra |
Jeff Takes Viagra |
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It can penetrate anything ;o |
It can penetrate anything ;o |
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Jeff the Puppy Molester |
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Jeff Drinks Bongwater |
Jeff Drinks Bongwater |
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Jeff |
Jeff's Jock Itch Adventure |
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Jeff-Bot |
Jeff-Bot |
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Jeff Drinks His Own Body Fluids |
Jeff Drinks His Own Body Fluids |
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And, last but not least, Jeff dies laughing looking at all these stupid ideas. |
And, last but not least, Jeff dies laughing looking at all these stupid ideas. |
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Latest revision as of 13:38, 19 November 2023
NSFW WARNING
This page is not safe for work or school. The content of this story is not suitable for some audiences, and may be inappropriate to view in some situations. |
NOTE: This all began with a joke by Furbearingbrick in chat, "What if Jeff The Killer were drawn by Rob Liefeld?" Other users came up with their own ideas for disastrous Jeff spinoffs/interpretations, and it never stopped really. What follows are the more amusing ones. Now has two sequels. Scratch that, four. No, five. And a holiday special.
Jeff Gets Diabeetus.
Jeff Grows a Walrus Moustache because of it.
He keeps having to inject insulin while stalking people.
Jeff and Jane's Sexy Fun Times
Jeff and Cleric's Massive Orgy
Jeff The Killer get's a sex change/Becomes Lesbian.
Jeff The Killer Visits The Gynecologist
Jeff The Killer Clones Himself. "My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!"
Jeff the Killer uses Hyper-Realistic Descriptor. It was super effective
Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt
Jeff The Killer Gives Blood...HIS VICTIMS'
Jeff The Killer Gets An Anal Probe
Jeff the Killer>"Okay! That does it! Now LISTEN! Why is it that everything today has involved things going in, or coming out of, my ass!"
Michael Bay's Jeff The Killer
Jeff The Killer meets Mecha-Hitler.
Jeff The Killer Gets Manboobs... And squeezes them.
Jeff Discovers That He Has Chalimyda
Jeff Wears A Green Hoodie Because His White One Is At The Cleaners
Jeff Writes A Children's Show (It doesn't End Well)
Jeff Gets His Wisdom Teeth Pulled
Jeff Discovers Puberty
Jeff Experiments with Smiledog
Jeff Files His Tax Returns
Jeff Shits Bricks
Brick Shits Jeff (aww man, what did I eatlast night?!)
Jeff Eats His Fangirls
Jeff Becomes A Superhero
Jeff EXTREEEEEEEEME
Jeff The Ninja Turtle
Jeff Takes Steroids (Wait, that one actually exists. Nevermind.)
Jeff Types With Boxing Gloves On
Jeff: 20,000 BC
Jeff Licks A Frozen Doorknob
Jeff Is Actually A Snatcher (YOU LOOKED! JUNKER!)
Jeff Takes Bath Salts; Doesn't Change a Bit.
Jeff meets Happy Wheels
Jeff Goes To Hell; Gets Kicked Out
Jeff vs The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis
Jeff Vs. Headcrabs
Wolfenmaus &Furbearingbrick Make Fun of Jeff "Rated Five Stars by Slendy Weekly!"
Jeff Is Forced To Wash His Hair
Jeff's Clothes Are Stolen By The Rake While He Bathes In The River
Jeff Switches Brains With A Gorilla
Jeff Finally Starts To Hallucinate From His Extensive Sleep Deprivation
Jeff Trips Balls
Jeff Drinks An Entire Jug Of Moonshine And Passes Out, Awakens To Find Slendy Has Sharpied Rude Drawings On His Face
Jeff Doesn't Love Your Shitty OC, Get Over It
Jeff Inhales Smiledog, Slendy Shrinks To Microscopic Size To Retrieve Him
Jeff Purchases An iPhone 5
Jeff Drops The Soap
Jeff Trips On A Roller Skate, Gets A Concussion
Jeff Becomes Morbidly Obese
Jeff, Slendy, Heron, Zalgo and Patrixxx Play Mahjonng
"Jeff Becomes A Hyper-Intelligent Scholar, Solves World Hunger and Propels Mankind to the great beyond. Then he eats people like candy and Slaughters Mankind because why the fuck not?"
Baby! It's what's for dinner!
Baby! The other, other white meat!
Jeff Becomes A Legomaniac
Jeff Vs The Screaming Shits
Jeff Gets The Flu
Seriously, what WOULD happen if Jeff got the flu? Would he be too sick to stalk people, or would he intentionally spread it to his victims instead of killing them?
Jeff vs Hayfever
Jeff Smells So Bad He Can Stun A Yak At 100 Yards
Jeff The Killer's Rampaging Gayness
Jeff The Killer Pees On Heron's Nest, Gets His Eyes Pecked Out
Jeff Thinks He Has A Week To Live, Suddenly Becomes Nicer To Slendy
Attack Of The 50-Foot Jeff
Jeff The Killer Does Your Mum
Jeff The Eats Too Much Halloween Candy
Jeff Gets Preganant
Jeff's First Pube
Jeff Grows A Beard
Jeff's Beard Hops Off His Face And Goes On A Maniacal Fuck-Fest
Jeff Drinks Bleach And Dies
Jeff Is Forced To Work For A Living
Jeff Turns Himself Inside Out
Jeff Bakes Cookies...OF DEATH!!
Jeff Gets The Infinity Gauntlet
Jeff Vs. Godzilla
Jeff Turns Into A Tree
Jeff Turns Dolan Into Duck a 'lorange
Jeff's Prom Date From Hell
Jeff Attempts To Learn To Drive
Jeff Paints The Spare Room
Jeff Begs For Change
Jeff OD's
Jeff Sets Up A Wile E. Coyote Style Trap To Catch A Sleepwalker, Which Backfires In A Predictable Yet Hilarious Manner
Jeff Steps On A Lego
Jeff Overeats On Thanksgiving
Jeff vs....HIMSELF?!
Jeff Becomes A Yellow Lantern
Jeff The Condom. Wait wat.
Jeff Gets Athlete's Foot
Jeff Moons Everybody
Jeff Grows A Second Head (not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter)
Jeff Reproduces By Budding
Jeff Eats a Sack of Bagels.
Jeff Requires More Vespene Gas
Jeff the Killer Waits Patiently For Minecraft To Open and Fully Load.
Jeff The Killer Gets Caught In A Sandstorm; Immediately Regrets Having Burned Off His Eyelids
Jeff Gets Visited by a Genie and Wishes To Be a Real Woman.
Jeff Becomes a Creepypasta Wiki Admin and Bans Everyone.
Jeff Stabs Pedobear In The Eye
Jeff Takes Viagra
It makes his knife grow bigger :P
His knife sure is sharp
It can penetrate anything ;o
Jeff Drinks Bongwater
Jeff's Jock Itch Adventure
Jeff-Bot
Jeff Drinks His Own Body Fluids
And, last but not least, Jeff dies laughing looking at all these stupid ideas.
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