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FEATURED PASTAS

Spongebob Gets Constipated "'Neptunedamnit! I'm constipated! If only I didn't have Sea-banana bread this morning!'"

Red "Red is my morphine, my cocaine,my passion…my passion for my hate of the humans sickening soul."

Bush's Baked Death "The can dropped on the floor, and a human-like figure began to squeeze out of it. As soon as the figure rose to its feet, my heart sank as I recognized who it was."

CatDog - Episode 100 "CatDog ran outside, trying to stab each other. I decided to pull out my phone and film what was going on."

List of past featured pastas