The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special

The seventh in the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga ( eighth, if you count Jeff Popping Antics)

Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6.

No entries that have been used in the previous ones, keep grossout humor to a minimum, no Trollpasta characters, no Jane entries, and above all make them funny!

Jeff's Hair Destroys Toronto

Jeff Rams A Bum.

Jeff Eats A Celery Stick

Jeff Trims His Nose HAirs.

Jeff The Centaur "Plot twist: Jeff is a hooker centaur." -Business Cat

Jeff Tries Riding a Bike; Runs Into a Window

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to Jeff when he held aloft his magic knife and said "GOOO TOOOO SLEEEP!"

Jeff finds a Death Note and becomes fat due to having a new stay at home job.

Jeff tries Call of Duty

He gets killed 1,000 times.

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Jeff fights an EVA unit

Jeff Converts To Judiasm

Jeff A La Mode

Jeff Gets Baked Into A Pie

Jeff Gets Cheated On And Never Trusts Another Man Again.

Jeff Pays $3.50 To See A Elephant And Is Not Impressed.

Jeff Becomes Master Of The Universe And Remodels Earth In His Own Image "That'd take a lot of bleach."

Jeff The Public Flasher

Jeff Buys A Turbografix-16

Jeff The Drug Mule

Jeff's Vuzuvela

Jeff Makes A Wiki About His Mary-Sue With Ridiculously Strict Rules, Flips His Shit When People Edit It and Calls It Canon-Rape

Jeff becomes a brony.

Jeff learns Spanish, and moves to mexico... now he's Jeff la Killer

Jeff becomes giddy on finding Santa Clause

Jeff finds out the real lyrics of Hot Limit, likes it better when he thought they were saying "We Drink Ritalin"

JeffOn. Apply directly to the forehead. JeffOn. Apply directly to the forehead. JeffOn. Apply directly to the forehead.

Jeff Drinks Drano

Jeff Gets Higher Than Everest Huffing Kittens

Jeff Plays Primal Rage

Jeff Pops His Eardrums

Jeff Gets Blood In His Underwear

Jef Cleans Out His Ears

Jeff Swallows The Transmitter (AGAIN?!)

Jeff Goes Skiing And Breaks Every Bone In His Body

Jeff Glitches Up

Jeff tries manscaping, despite the fact that he doesn't have body hair yet

Jeff's Voice Cracks

Jeff Plays "Dick In A Box" with Jane

Jeff Dragonshouts

Jeff Eats My Poor Meatball

Jeff in a submarine (burning in hell)

Jeff Plays DDR

Jeff Sprinkles Salt On A Bird's Tail

Jeff Is Killed By A Falling Meteorite

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Jeff Gets Bad With Cyber-Bee

Jeff Eats Sour Patch Kids

Jeff Uses Fist Of The North Star

Jeff vs. Indigestion

Jeff's Eye Infection

Jeff Is Drawn By Doug Winger (don't GIS that name. EVER.)

Jeff Opens A Bottle With His Teeth

Jeff Becomes An Accountant

Jeff Gets His Toes Stepped On By Brick.

Jeff's Unkempt Fingernails

Jeff Saves Up To Get An Expensive Gun

Jeff Saws Off Florida

Jeff tries to reenact a scene from The Big Lebowski with Slendy but Herobrine stands in front of their camera so Slendy tries to get 'Brine but he dodges then Jeff tells him to go to sleep and Herobrine says he's a ghost in a video game so he doesn't need to sleep and then Preston Brooks flies in and canes them but Slender Man stares Brooks down and then Jeff and Herobrine team up and file a successful ;awsuit against him and then fangirls said they were all in love to Slendy and Jeff's dismay but Herobrine doesn't mind 'cause he thinks it's good trolling

Jeff Is Sad That Everyone Forgot His Birthday

Jeff Sniffs Panties

Jeff vs. Krillin

Jeff Shits Diamonds (ouch)

Jeff makes a diamond sword from said diamonds

Jeff gets his diamond sword stolen by a greifer

Jeff The Blob

Jeff Reads Fifty Shades of Scrafty

Jeff Sneezes And Blows His Eyeballs Out Because He Doesn't Have Eyelids

Jeff Steals Iron Man's Suit

Jeff Plays Rattle Me Bones

Jeff Meets Anton From Tirol

Jeff Plays Taiko Drummer, and fails hard

Jeff Eats A Pot Brownie

Jeff takes Viagra, doesn't get any reaction

Jeff Enjoys On Some Hash And Watches The People's Court For Six Hours

Jeff Has A Flamethrower That Shoots Chocolate Dollar Bills (imitation chocolate!)

Jeff's Head Is Replaced With An Elephant's

Jeff's Nipples Turn Into Lamps.

Jeff Is Turned Into A Balloon Animal By The Balloonatic And Popped By The Broken Glass Beast

Jeff's Face Melts Off

Jeff Starts A Bomb Scare

Jeff Plays The World's Smallest Violin

Jeff's Keyboard Gets All Gross And Sticky

Jeff's Raging Hormones

Jeff's Bone-asaurus

Jeff Resorts To Using A Blow-Up Sheep

Jeff vs. Fruit Flies

Jeff Is Attacked by SPLOICERS!

Jeff Eats Undercooked Pork

Jeff Swallows Jane...SOMEHOW

Jeff Can't Control His Boner

Jeff Eats An Entire Roast Pig

Jeff's got to have...MONNEYYYY

Jeff and Zalgo enjoy a fine dinner and argue over who pays the bill

Jeff and Heron steal a bike

Jeff throws a shoe at George W. Bush

Jeff is not a crook

Jeff goes back in time and gets involved in Watergate

Jeff votes Obama

Jeff votes Romney

Jeff votes Big Bird

Jeff shows Shockwave how to waltz

Jeff steals a sock from a homeless man (wait, he's already homeless.)

Jeff wants you to join the Army

Jeff and Slendy vs. Hitler

Jeff meets Crazy Quilt and the Joker

Jeff teams up with Captain Planet and fights Mecha-Romney

Jeff watches The Grifter

Jeff wants some other Creepypasta character to be overused.

Jeff's GONNA WRECK IT! Slendy can fix it!

Jeff Is Enjoying Those Chips, But He's Not Doing His Teeth Any Favors

Jeff And Weegee's Stare-Off

Jeff Starts a Religion Centered Around Weird Al.

Jeff Renames Himself Jeffery Rex, Lord Of Creation

Jeff Stretches Chat And Is Banned FOREEEEVER

Jeff The Killer Eats Krabby Patties

Jeff vs The Scrubbing Bubbles

Jeff vs. Jelly Jiggler

Jeff vs. Bobobo Bo-bobobo

Jeff's Strap-On

Jeff the Halls, featuring Cory Monteith as Liu

Jeff wifes in the club and is subsequently asked for 20 dollas

Jeff thinks there's more gravy than grave about Jacob Marley

Jeff wants his magic hat back

Jeff's Quest For Tires

Jeff Drinks His Own Piss

Jeff Gets Reconstructive Surgery Done On His Face Against His Will

Jeff Gets Turned Into Coffee and Wolves Drinks Him.

Jeff puts the "mastur" in masturbate

Jeff puts on Knee High Socks

Jeff Is Attacked By Vagina Dentata

Jeff Meets A Weeping Angel; Has No Eyelids

Jeff Fails To Find The Computer Room.

Jeff Gets A Giant Brain

Jeff plays woth his aes. (the misspelling is intentional, it's a chat in-joke)

Jeff Breaks Suicide Squidward's Clarinet

Jeff Makes A Hilariously Awful Pasta, Then Gets Butthurt When It's Deleted And Added To Trollpasta Wiki

Jeff And The Beanstalk

Jeff Deletes An Admin's Talkpage And Replaces It With A Rambling, Butthurt Rant; Gets Banned For 10 Million Years

Jeff Finds Out Sex Makes Babies

Jeff Eats A Macbook Air

Surprise! As it turns out, Jeff has a third eyelid.

Jeff sings Teddy Boy Blues

Jeff Makes Another Anti-Admin Butthurt Wiki, And Zalgo Smites Him For Being Such An Insufferable Asshole

Jeff Screams Like A Pimpz Bitch

Sonic.exe taunts Jeff with "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"

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YOU CAN'T UN-SEE IT!!

Jeff Gets An Anvil Dropped On His Head.

Jeff Wanders into a Generic Cave and Gets Gangbanged by Bat Pokemon

Jeff's Bra Needs Tightening

Jeff Rolls His Tongue

Jeff Chases, Kills, and Consumes Mice

Jeff Drycleans His Hoodie

Jeff Wears The Scumbag Hat

Jeff learns shapes.

Jeff Plays Chelnov

Conrad Jeffs And His Dancing Teeth

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Obbly: jeff screws a balloon

• HenrytheElite96: what if the balloon pops
• Brick: then he gets another balloon, and repeats the process.
• HenrytheElite96: *facepalm what if he runs out of balloons
• Brick: then he moves onto goats.
• Sharukai Jeff the Chuchacabra?

Jeff's Hyper-Realistic Anus