User:I, Da Cashman
'Cuz I, Da Ca$hman, yes I, Da real Ca$hman, all u other Da Ca$hmen are fuckin' other men...
Crappy Jewish Puns:
Rule #1 According to LOLSKELETONS: You must finish your pasta before you are excused from the editing table!
Why do they call it creepypasta? Because most of it has such bad taste
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WWE SummerSlam 2013 (Written by Kevin Minecraft)
MAH MUZIKK
DUD IM ALLAIKE FUCKIN' SLAYER BRUH but in da real liff i listent o pussy bands like breaking benjamin's button.
I kid...sort of....not really, it's pretty true. Here's my top ten:
1.) Metallica
2.) Limp Bizkit
3.) Three Days Grace
4.) Digital Summer
5.) Excel
6.) AC/DC
7.) Rush
8.) Evanescence
9.) Rolling Stones
10.) Anthrax
Other Bands/People (in no order): Elvis, John Coltrane, Johnny Ca$h, Beethoven, Chopin, Apocalyptica, Nirvana, The Beatles, Disturbed, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, Michael Jackson, Chuck Barry, Living Color, Queen, Shinedown, Skindred, Vitamin String Quartet, Theory of a Deadman, Marilyn Manson, +MORE.
Top 10 Pro Wrestlers
Yeah I don't even need to add a parody sentence to make it laughable.
1.) The Undertaker
2.) Chris Jericho
3.) Stone Cold
4.) The Rock
5.) Triple H
6.) Jake the Snake
7.) Edge
8.) Ultimate Warrior
9.) CM Punk
10.) HBK
Top 30 Movies
DUD TRANSFORMES IZ ALLAIKE DA BEAST MOVIE IN DA HOO-RDIE IM SO FRAGING HIGH RIGHT NOOO!!
1.) Cloverfield
2.) Lord of the Flies (1963)
3.) Scarface
4.) The Empire Strikes Back
5.) The Shawshank Redemption
6.) Cabin in the Woods
7.) Salaam Bombay
8.) Inception
9.) Life of Pi
10.) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
11.) Gojira
12,) King Kong
13.) Freddy vs. Jason
14.) The Expandables 1 + 2
15.) Jaws
16.) Pulp Fiction
17.) Friday the 13th (1980)
18.) 2001: A Space Odyssey
19.) The Corporation
20.) The Mummy (1932)
21.) Scarface (1932)
22.) Raging Bull
23.) The Bride of Frankenstein
24.) Alien
25.) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
26.) The Taking of Pelham, 1 2 3 (1974)
27.) Prometheus
28.) Pontypool
29.) Return of the Jedi
30.) Nosferatu, the Vampyre (1979)
Yeah, sorry there ain't a ton of comedies on that list...