User:I, Da Cashman

'Cuz I, Da Ca$hman, yes I, Da real Ca$hman, all u other Da Ca$hmen are fuckin' other men...

Crappy Jewish Puns:

Rule #1 According to LOLSKELETONS: You must finish your pasta before you are excused from the editing table!

Why do they call it creepypasta? Because most of it has such bad taste

3 Favorite Trollpastas:

The True and Terrifying Tale of The Hash Slinging Slasher

CeepyConroy's Let's Plays OF DEATH

Trollpastas I've Uploaded

Deletion Log Refugees:

1. Pokémon BlueFalcon's Revenge
2. Raw: The Lost Episode
3. Squidwardscomingforyou.exe
4. Pokemon Diablo Version
5. NES Metroid Creepypasta: BRINSTAR
6. Dead Robot
7. CREEPIEST CLEVERBOT CHAT EVER
8. The Mystery Phone Call
9. Creepy Gary Oak
10. Life as a pony
11. The Pill
12. The Krusty Krab Training Video Lost Copy
13. SNIC 666 DEVIL
14. Sonic.EXE:2 At arms
15. Lost episode:Spongebob Squarepants: The Scary Version
16. No time left
17. Creepypasta banjo-kazooie haunted gaming
18. Legend of Zelda: Gateway to Hell
19. Pokemon possessed blue
20. Mine imator 0.8.exe
21. Sonic the Hedgehog 1: Dead Hill Zone
22. Truth Behind A Garry's Mod Server
23. Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Hour Lost Episode
24. Every Creepypasta Ever
25. SCARY POKMON
26. SA2 You've Done this final chapter
27. The Pasta
28. LEGGED OF ZEDLAR THE DED WAKER

Others:

1. Water World Z
2. The Death of Hulk Hogan
3. WWE SummerSlam 2013 (Written by Kevin Minecraft)
4. How Sherlock Did It

MAH MUZIKK

DUD IM ALLAIKE FUCKIN' SLAYER BRUH but in da real liff i listent o pussy bands like breaking benjamin's button.

I kid...sort of....not really, it's pretty true. Here's my top ten:

1.) Metallica

2.) Limp Bizkit

3.) Three Days Grace

4.) Digital Summer

5.) Excel

6.) AC/DC

7.) Rush

8.) Evanescence

9.) Rolling Stones

10.) Anthrax

Other Bands/People (in no order): Elvis, John Coltrane, Johnny Ca$h, Beethoven, Chopin, Apocalyptica, Nirvana, The Beatles, Disturbed, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, Michael Jackson, Chuck Barry, Living Color, Queen, Shinedown, Skindred, Vitamin String Quartet, Theory of a Deadman, Marilyn Manson, +MORE.

Top 10 Pro Wrestlers

Yeah I don't even need to add a parody sentence to make it laughable.

1.) The Undertaker

2.) Chris Jericho

3.) Stone Cold

4.) The Rock

5.) Triple H

6.) Jake the Snake

7.) Edge

8.) Ultimate Warrior

9.) CM Punk

10.) HBK

Top 30 Movies

DUD TRANSFORMES IZ ALLAIKE DA BEAST MOVIE IN DA HOO-RDIE IM SO FRAGING HIGH RIGHT NOOO!!

1.) Cloverfield

2.) Lord of the Flies (1963)

3.) Scarface

4.) The Empire Strikes Back

5.) The Shawshank Redemption

6.) Cabin in the Woods

7.) Salaam Bombay

8.) Inception

9.) Life of Pi

10.) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

11.) Gojira

12,) King Kong

13.) Freddy vs. Jason

14.) The Expandables 1 + 2

15.) Jaws

16.) Pulp Fiction

17.) Friday the 13th (1980)

18.) 2001: A Space Odyssey

19.) The Corporation

20.) The Mummy (1932)

21.) Scarface (1932)

22.) Raging Bull

23.) The Bride of Frankenstein

24.) Alien

25.) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

26.) The Taking of Pelham, 1 2 3 (1974)

27.) Prometheus

28.) Pontypool

29.) Return of the Jedi

30.) Nosferatu, the Vampyre (1979)

Yeah, sorry there ain't a ton of comedies on that list...