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The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. Currently a work in progress. The previous ones are [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|here]] and [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|here.]]
{{Note|The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|Part five.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part six.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part seven.]]}}


Jeff begins flight class.
EDIT: only add sugestions that are actualy ''funny.'' When I feel there are enough entries, I'll lock the page again.


Jeff Gets Helmet Hair


Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT


Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas
Jeff The Killer Downs His Sorrows In Soda Pop (what, you were expecting booze? He's a kid, remember?)


Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)


Jeff Kills The President (And Never Gets Caught)


Jeff Starts A Nuclear War (And Never Get Caught)
Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT


Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking


Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)


Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die
Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas


Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown


Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom


Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)
Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off ('''SPOILER''': Smile Dawg wins)


Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off


Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle


Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun
Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die


Jeff and the Glory Hole


Jeff Grows Tusks


Jeff's Detachable Penis
Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown


Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth


Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting


Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off
Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom


Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)


Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes


Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)
Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off


[[File:Gal-yuk3-jpg.jpg|thumb|200px|Jeff's pie.]]


Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons


Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)
Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle


Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers


Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker


Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)
Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun


Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!


Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)


Jeff and the Glory Hole
Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen


Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf


Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts


Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars.
Jeff Grows Tusks


Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders


Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears


Jeff's Detachable Penis
Jeff's Eyes Implode


Jeff's Toothache


Jeff Orders Pizza


Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth
Jeff Visits God


Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second


Jeff Kills Lucy


Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting
Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker


Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?)


jeff eats irish bread


Jeff Gets Mummified
Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off


THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY!


Jeff Gets Swampass


Jeff gets the swine flu
Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)


Jeff's Giant pen0r


Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures


Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose
Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes


Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill


Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel


Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game
Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)


Jeff Farts On BEN


Jeff Dances The Can-Can


Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse
Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons


Jeff's Appendix Bursts


Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once


Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space.
Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)


Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade


Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions


Jeff Marries Bigfoot
Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers


Jeff The Hippie


Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.)


Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship
Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker


Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom


Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly


Jeff Blows Up The Ocean
Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)

Jeff's Blue Balls

Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle

Jeff Gets An Enema

Jeff Does Impressions

Jeff The Sockpuppet

Jeff eats some cereal.

Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside!

Jeff goes bowling

Jeff does a math quiz. And fails.

Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.

Imagine: Sex ed quizzes.

Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;(

Jeff The Astronaut

Jeff Hibernates for the Winter

Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out

Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza

Jeff Meets The Rhubears

Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door

Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2

Jeff Gets Gold Fever

Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease

Jeff's Tummy Hurts

Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap

Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection

Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off

Jeff's Nipples Get Sore

Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow

Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning

Jeff Licks His Elbow

Jeff Gets A Foot Massage

Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers

Jeff's Laryngitis

Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion


Jeff Goes Scuba Diving
Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!


Jeff Meets The Jetsons


White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump


Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie
Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)


Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube


Jeff Brushes His Teeth


Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki
Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen
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[[Category:Jeff the Killer]]
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[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Jeff vs. X]]
[[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]]
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The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. Part one. Part two. Part four. Part five. Part six. Part seven.



Jeff begins flight class.

Jeff Gets Helmet Hair

Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT

Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas

Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)

Jeff Kills The President (And Never Gets Caught)

Jeff Starts A Nuclear War (And Never Get Caught)

Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking

Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)

Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die

Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown

Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom

Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off (SPOILER: Smile Dawg wins)

Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off

Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle

Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun

Jeff and the Glory Hole

Jeff Grows Tusks

Jeff's Detachable Penis

Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth

Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting

Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off

Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)

Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes

Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)

Jeff's pie.

Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons

Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)

Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers

Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker

Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)

Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!

Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)

Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen

Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf

Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts

Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars.

Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders

Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears

Jeff's Eyes Implode

Jeff's Toothache

Jeff Orders Pizza

Jeff Visits God

Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second

Jeff Kills Lucy

Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker

Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?)

jeff eats irish bread

Jeff Gets Mummified

THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY!

Jeff Gets Swampass

Jeff gets the swine flu

Jeff's Giant pen0r

Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures

Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose

Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill

Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel

Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game

Jeff Farts On BEN

Jeff Dances The Can-Can

Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse

Jeff's Appendix Bursts

Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once

Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space.

Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade

Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions

Jeff Marries Bigfoot

Jeff The Hippie

Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.)

Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship

Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom

Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly

Jeff Blows Up The Ocean

Jeff's Blue Balls

Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle

Jeff Gets An Enema

Jeff Does Impressions

Jeff The Sockpuppet

Jeff eats some cereal.

Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside!

Jeff goes bowling

Jeff does a math quiz. And fails.

Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.

Imagine: Sex ed quizzes.

Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;(

Jeff The Astronaut

Jeff Hibernates for the Winter

Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out

Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza

Jeff Meets The Rhubears

Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door

Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2

Jeff Gets Gold Fever

Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease

Jeff's Tummy Hurts

Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap

Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection

Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off

Jeff's Nipples Get Sore

Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow

Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning

Jeff Licks His Elbow

Jeff Gets A Foot Massage

Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers

Jeff's Laryngitis

Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion

Jeff Goes Scuba Diving

Jeff Meets The Jetsons

White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump

Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie

Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube

Jeff Brushes His Teeth

Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki

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