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The final part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" quadrilogy. Currently a work in progress. Entries are open til midnight on Halloween (Eastern time.) |
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The fourth part of "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Don't forget to check out the [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|previous]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|three]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|installations!]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|And]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|the]] [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special|sequels!]] |
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Jeff Drinks Ink |
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Rules for entries: No Jeff vs./meets (insert trollpasta character here), no Jane stuff, no ALL CAPS, and nothing that's already been used in the [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|previous]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|three]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|installations.]] Also, no "Jeff finds out X is gay" ones. C'mon, the point of these lists is to be ''funny!'' |
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Jeff Drinks Coke and Eats Mentos |
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Jeff Drinks |
Jeff Drinks All The Tea In China |
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Jeff Loses The Game |
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Jeff vs. Hurricane Sandy |
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Jeff Plays Golf |
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Jeff Ties A Maiden To The Railroad Tracks |
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Hungry Hungry Jeff |
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Jeff Inserts An Entire Marching Band Into His Ass |
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Jeff Drinks All The Tea In China |
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Jeff Steals The Klopmann Diamond |
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Jeff Plays Action 52 |
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Jeff |
Jeff Gets The Munchies |
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Jeff Has An Existential Crisis |
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Jeff Converts To Rastafarianism |
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Jeff Catches Thumbtacks On His Eyes |
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Jeff vs. Hurricane Sandy |
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Jeff Gets A Pedicure |
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Jeff Gets Drafted Into The Military |
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Jeff Listens to Ziggy Stardust |
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Jeff Plays Golf |
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Jeff Becomes A Cowboy and Joins the Circus |
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Jeff Goes To A Blood Drive |
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Jeff |
Jeff learns Kung Fu |
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Jeff Tries To Get His Drivers'License |
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Jeff's Hot Flash |
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Jeff vs. Ringworm |
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Jeff Steals The Klopmann Diamond |
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Jeff vs. The Red Ring of Death |
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Jeff vs. The Blue Screen of Death |
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Jeff Takes Knockout Drops |
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Jeff Plays Action 52 |
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Jeff Bites His Nails |
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Robojeff. Half man. Half machine. All serial killer. |
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Jeff's Salt Lick |
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Jeff Gets The Munchies |
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Jeff Suffers A Panic Attack |
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Jeff the Killer IN SPACE II: Electric Boogaloo |
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Jeff Gets His Teeth Knocked Out |
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Jeff Has An Existential Crisis |
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Jeff Converts To Rastafarianism |
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Jeff Catches Thumbtacks On His Eyes |
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Jeff Gets A Pedicure |
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Jeff Gets Drafted Into The Military |
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Jeff Listens to Ziggy Stardust |
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Jeff Becomes A Cowboy and Joins the Circus |
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Jeff Goes To A Blood Drive |
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Jeff learns Kung Fu |
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Jeff Tries To Get His Drivers' License |
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Jeff's Hot Flash |
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Jeff vs. Ringworm |
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Jeff vs. The Red Ring of Death |
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Jeff vs. The Blue Screen of Death |
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Jeff Takes Knockout Drops |
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Jeff Bites His Nails |
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Jeff's Salt Lick |
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Jeff Suffers A Panic Attack |
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Jeff the Killer IN SPACE II |
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[[File:Space_Void.jpg|thumb|300px|The aftermath of Jeff's wacky antics IN SPACE.]] |
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Jeff Gets His Teeth Knocked Out |
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Jeff Gets Gingivitis |
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Jeff Gets Shot In The Kneecaps |
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Jeff Gets Gingivitis |
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Jeff Gets Shot In The Kneecaps |
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Jeff's Hand Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook |
Jeff's Hand Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook |
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Jeff's Dick Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook |
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Jeff Becomes One Big Hook |
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Jeff Loses His Favorite Knife |
Jeff Loses His Favorite Knife |
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Jeff Catches Smiledog's Fleas |
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Jeff Gets Dragged Away By Wild Horses |
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Jeff's Fancy New Boots |
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Jeff Catches Smiledog's Fleas |
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Jeff Sits Around Watching TV All Day |
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Jeff Goes To Qahog |
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Jeff Becomes A Stand-Up Comedian |
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Jeff Gets Dragged Away By White Horses |
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Jeff Becomes A Ganguro (look it up) |
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Jeff Re-Enacts Goatse |
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Jeff Balances A Car On His Head |
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Jeff's Fancy New Boots |
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Jeff Burns Chick Tracts |
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Jeff hits BEN with giant Fists Of Graft (tm) |
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Jeff's Beer Belly (or should I say, blood belly) |
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Jeff Sits Around Watching TV All Day |
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Jeff's Daiperfur Fetish |
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Jeff Spontenaously Floats Away |
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Jeff Watches Helplessley As BEN Degenerates Into A Mess Of Garbled Polygons |
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Jeff Goes To Qahog |
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Jeff Forgets To Pay His Cable Bill |
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Jeff The Killer Freezes Into A Jeff-Sicle |
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Jeff Legally Changes His Name To Maximillian Danger |
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Jeff Becomes A Stand-Up Comedian |
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Jeff Stuffs Grapes Up His Nostrils |
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Jeff Gets A Pompadour |
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Curse Of The Were-Jeff. |
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Jeff Becomes A Ganguro (look it up) |
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Phase one: your skin turns white. Phase two: your eyelids dissapear. Phase three: you have an incredible urge to wear a white hoodie. Phase Four: your hair turns long, greasy and black. And the final phase: a long, smile-shaped scar appears on your mouth! |
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Jeff Humps Slenderman's Leg |
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Jeff Gets Plastic Surgery |
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Jeff Houses A Family Of Voles In His Hair |
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Jeff Re-Enacts Goatse |
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Jeff At The Sauna |
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Jeff Gets Shipwrecked |
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Jeff vs. Rule 34 |
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Jeff Falls Down The Stairs |
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Jeff Founds A Wiki |
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Jeff Finds Out Smile Dog is a Transvestite Midget in a Costume |
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Jeff Burns Chick Tracts |
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Jeff Eats Moldy Bread |
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Jeff Kills Dumbledore |
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Jeff Goes Back In Time And Kills The Dinosaurs, Gets Zapped Dead By The Time Police |
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Jeff hits BEN with giant Fists Of Graft (tm) |
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Jeff Has Sex With a Pencil. |
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Jeff vs The 12 Steps |
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Jeff vs Scientology |
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Jeff's Beer Belly (or should I say, blood belly) |
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Jeff Makes Deviled Eggs |
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Jeff Saltues His Shorts |
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Jeff Wedgies Slenderman |
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Jeff's Daiperfur Fetish |
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Jeff Commits Every Sin (Except for Lust Because He Couldn't Get Laid). |
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Jeff Eats A Cat |
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Jeff Can't Believe He Ate The Whole Thing |
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Jeff Spontenaously Floats Away |
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Fractal Jeff |
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Jeff VS 2012 (The Movie) |
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Jeff Falls In Elephant Poop |
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Jeff Watches Helplessley As BEN Degenerates Into A Mess Of Garbled Polygons |
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Jeff Grows A Tomato Garden |
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Jeff Dies (Of Old Age) |
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Jeff Gets Brainfreeze |
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Jeff Whizzes On An Electric Fence |
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Jeff Crosses The Streams |
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Jeff Gets Hit By A Falling Piano |
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Jeff The Killer Freezes Into A Jeff-Sicle |
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Jeff Does Stuff |
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Jeff Kicks The Can |
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Jeff Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie |
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Jeff Legally Changes His Name To Maximillian Danger |
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Jeff Plays AD&D |
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Jeff Makes A Killer Robot Shaped Like Himself Which Instantly Turns On Him |
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Jeff Is Shaved Bald |
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Jeff Stuffs Grapes Up His Nostrils |
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Jeff Hatches The Egg |
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Jeff Pumps Iron...Iron Maidens That Is |
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Jeff Paints Happy Little Trees |
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Jeff Gets A Pompadour |
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Jeff Gets Strapped To A Tomahawk Missle |
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Jeff The Quadruple Amputee (He'll bite yer legs off!) |
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Jeff Needs Glasses |
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Curse Of The Were-Jeff |
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Jeff's GIGA DRILL BREAKER! |
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Jeff Makes Out With A Cyberman |
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Jeff Finds A Gundam |
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Jeff Humps Slenderman's Leg |
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Jeff Is So Tough, He Stubbed His Toe While Watering His Spice Garden And Only Cried For Twenty Minutes |
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Jeff Makes A Contract With Kyubey |
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Jeff Lactates |
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Jeff Gets Plastic Surgery |
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Jeff Attacks A Porcupine, Winds Up Covered In Quills |
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Jeff's Chest Wig |
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Jeff Trades In His Knife For A Naginata |
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Jeff Goes To Starbucks |
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Jeff Itches Really Bad |
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Jeff vs. A Black Hole |
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Jeff At The Sauna |
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Jeff Milks A Goat |
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Jeff Pissed In Your Popcorn |
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Jeff Wears A Rainbow Clown Wig |
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Jeff Gets Shipwrecked |
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Jeff Mutates! |
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Jeff Eats An Unbelievably Spicy Enchilada And Breathes Fire For Five Minutes |
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Jeff Discovers The Portable Hole |
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Jeff vs. Rule 34 |
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Jeff's Nosebleed |
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Jeff Turns To Stone |
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Tickle-Me-Jeff! Press his tummy and he murders your entire family! |
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Jeff Falls Down The Stairs |
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Jeff Enters A Pie-Eating Contest |
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Guess What's In The Pouch Of Jeff's Hoodie? |
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Jeff Goes Bobsledding |
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Jeff Founds A Wiki |
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Jeff Finds Out Smile Dog is a Transvestite Midget in a Costume |
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Jeff Eats Moldy Bread |
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Jeff Kills Dumbledore |
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Jeff Goes Back In Time And Kills The Dinosaurs, Gets Zapped Dead By The Time Police |
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Jeff Has Sex With a Pencil. |
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Jeff vs The 12 Steps |
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Jeff vs Scientology |
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Jeff Makes Deviled Eggs |
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Jeff Saltues His Shorts |
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Jeff Wedgies Slenderman |
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Jeff Commits Every Sin (Except for Lust Because He Couldn't Get Laid). |
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Jeff Eats A Cat |
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Jeff Can't Believe He Ate The Whole Thing |
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Fractal Jeff |
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Jeff VS 2012 (The Movie) |
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Jeff Falls In Elephant Poop |
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Jeff Grows A Tomato Garden |
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Jeff Dies (Of Old Age) |
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Jeff Gets Brainfreeze |
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Jeff Whizzes On An Electric Fence |
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Jeff Crosses The Streams |
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Jeff Gets Hit By A Falling Piano |
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Jeff Does Stuff |
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Jeff Kicks The Can |
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Jeff Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie |
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Jeff Plays AD&D |
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Jeff Makes A Killer Robot Shaped Like Himself Which Instantly Turns On Him |
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Jeff Is Shaved Bald |
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Jeff Hatches The Egg |
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Jeff Pumps Iron...Iron Maidens That Is |
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Jeff Paints Happy Little Trees |
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Jeff Gets Strapped To A Tomahawk Missle |
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Jeff The Quadruple Amputee (He'll bite yer legs off!) |
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Jeff Needs Glasses |
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Jeff's GIGA DRILL BREAKER! |
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Jeff Makes Out With A Cyberman |
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Jeff Finds A Gundam |
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Jeff Is So Tough, He Stubbed His Toe While Watering His Spice Garden And Only Cried For Twenty Minutes |
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Jeff Makes A Contract With Kyubey |
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Jeff Lactates |
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Jeff Attacks A Porcupine, Winds Up Covered In Quills |
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Jeff's Chest Wig |
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Jeff Trades In His Knife For A Naginata |
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Jeff Goes To Starbucks |
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Jeff Itches Really Bad |
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Jeff vs. A Black Hole |
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Jeff Milks A Goat |
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Jeff Pissed In Your Popcorn |
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Jeff Wears A Rainbow Clown Wig |
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Jeff Mutates! |
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Jeff Eats An Unbelievably Spicy Enchilada And Breathes Fire For Five Minutes |
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Jeff Discovers The Portable Hole |
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Jeff's Nosebleed |
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Jeff Turns To Stone |
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Tickle-Me-Jeff! Press his tummy and he murders your entire family! |
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Jeff Enters A Pie-Eating Contest |
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Guess What's In The Pouch Of Jeff's Hoodie? |
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Jeff Goes Bobsledding |
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Jeff's Fingers Turn Into Minitaure Jeffs |
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Jeff's Fingers Turn Into Minitaure Jeffs |
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Mr. J! |
Mr. J! |
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I pity da foo' who don't GO TO SLEEP |
I pity da foo' who don't GO TO SLEEP |
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Jeff Goes Go-Karting |
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Jeff gets attacked by WEIRD MUMMY INSECTS! |
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Jeff Becomes a Cheerleader |
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Jeff Goes Go-Karting |
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Jeff The Janitor |
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Jeff Attempts Auto-Liposuction |
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Jeff the Panda |
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Jeff gets attacked by WEIRD MUMMY INSECTS! |
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Jeff Doesn't Forget to Bring a Towel. |
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Jeff Pilots A Dalek |
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Jeff's fangirls make out with his petrified corpse from [[wikia:creepypasta:User_blog:Furbearingbrick/A_strange_dream_I_had_last_night.|Furbearingbrick's fucked-up dream]] |
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Jeff Becomes a Cheerleader |
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Jeff The Killer: The Pen &Paper RPG |
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Jeff Takes Up Tap-Dancing |
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Jeff Cleans Suicide Mouse Out Of His His Bellybutton |
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Jeff The Janitor |
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Jeff Retains Water |
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Jeff Gets A Sugar Rush |
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Jeff Inhales Helium |
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Jeff Attempts Auto-Liposuction |
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Jeff Gets The DT's |
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Jeff Sheds His Skin |
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Jeff In Heat |
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Jeff's Regular Coffee Is Replaced With Folger's Crystals |
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Jeff Bakes Happy Happy Into A Pie |
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Jeff Churns Butter |
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Jeff Kills Pirates With A Magic Whip |
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Jeff buys a haunted N64 off of Ebay |
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Jeff shops at the black market |
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Jeff Pilots A Dalek |
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Jef gets a job at the supermarket and gets fired for spilling the eggs (he hates eggs) |
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Jeff gets blocked for not updating the Article Listing and pouts |
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Jeff gets a deep-tissue massage from Slendy |
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Jeff's fangirls make out with his petrified corpse from [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Furbearingbrick/A_strange_dream_I_had_last_night. Furbearingbrick's fucked-up dream] |
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Jeff gives himself an atomic wedgie |
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Jeff Hates Santa |
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Jeff Rides Through Town Naked On A Dappled Red Horse |
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Jeff The Killer: The Pen & Paper RPG |
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Jeff Takes Up Tap-Dancing |
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Jeff Cleans Suicide Mouse Out Of His His Bellybutton |
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Jeff Retains Water |
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Jeff Gets A Sugar Rush |
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Jeff Inhales Helium |
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Jeff Gets The DT's |
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Jeff Sheds His Skin |
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Jeff In Heat |
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Jeff's Regular Coffee Is Replaced With Folger's Crystals |
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Jeff Bakes Happy Happy Into A Pie |
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Jeff Churns Butter |
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Jeff Kills Pirates With A Magic Whip |
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Jeff buys a haunted N64 off of Ebay |
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Jeff shops at the black market |
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Jef gets a job at the supermarket and gets fired for spilling the eggs (he hates eggs) |
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Jeff gets blocked for not updating the Article Listing and pouts |
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Jeff gets a deep-tissue massage from Slendy |
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Jeff gives himself an atomic wedgie |
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Jeff Hates Santa |
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Jeff Rides Through Town Naked On A Dappled Red Horse |
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Jeff The Lardass. |
Jeff The Lardass. |
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GO. TO. BUTTER. |
GO. TO. BUTTER. |
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Jeff The Killer: The Animated Series! |
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Aw, man. You know they totally butchered this in the dub. |
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Jeff Wears Naugahyde |
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Jeff The Killer: The Animated Series! |
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Jeff Goes On Tinychat |
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Aw, man. You know they totally butchered this in the dub. |
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Jeff stumbles upon an abandoned shack and turns it into a bachelor's den |
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Jeff is NOT the father |
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Jeff's Facebook Account Got Hacked |
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Jeff Wears Naugahyde |
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Jeff Murders Everyone Responsible For SOPA and PIPA |
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Jeff's Eyebrows Jump Off His Face (wait, Jeff has eyebrows?!) |
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Jeff's Hangover |
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Jeff Goes On Tinychat |
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Jeff's Spiralling Depression |
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Jeff Takes Prozac |
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Jeff's Gambling Addiction |
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Jeff stumbles upon an abandoned shack and turns it into a bachelor's den |
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Jeff vs. The Thunderqueef |
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Jeff Snorts Pixy Stix |
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Jeff Is Tricked Into Looking At The Korean Screamer |
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Jeff is NOT the father |
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Jeff Creams His Pants |
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Jeff Stomps Grapes |
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Jeff says Hi to Kevin Federline |
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Jeff's Facebook Account Got Hacked |
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Jeff Encounters A Metal Slime |
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Jeff and the Giant Peach |
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Jeff is Cold, Wet, and Miserable |
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Jeff Murders Everyone Responsible For SOPA and PIPA |
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Slendy Tries To Get Jeff To Eat His Broccoli |
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Jeff's Space Heater Electrocutes Him |
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Jeff Whistles While He Works |
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Jeff's Eyebrows Jump Off His Face (wait, Jeff has eyebrows?!) |
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Jeff Pours Hot Wax Onto His Face |
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Jeff Shrivels Up And Dies |
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Jeff Takes The Fruit and Scoots |
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Jeff's Hangover |
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Jeff Rapes An Entire Petting Zoo |
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Jeff Plays With Paperclips |
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Jeff The Killer Teaches Typing. Get a word wrong and you get a finger cut off. |
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Jeff's Spiralling Depression |
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Jeff Takes Prozac |
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Jeff's Face Gets Pixellated |
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Jeff vs. Cockroaches |
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Jeff Grows An Extra Pair Of Arms (for extra stabbing) |
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Jeff's Gambling Addiction |
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Jeff's Colonoscopy |
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Jeff Jumps Off The Golden Gate Bridge |
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Jeff Suffers From Micropenis |
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Jeff vs. The Thunderqueef |
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Jeff Is Inflicted With A Gypsy Curse |
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Jeff Rides A Unicycle While Juggling Bowling Pins And Smoking A Pipe |
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Jeff Takes A Relaxing (blood)Bath |
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Jeff Snorts Pixy Stix |
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Jeff vs. The Flies That Always Seem To Follow Him Around (seriously, he must REEK with the not bathing and the blood and all) |
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Jeff Sprouts Antlers |
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Jeff Gets Kicked In The Head By An Ostrich |
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Jeff Is Tricked Into Looking At The Korean Screamer |
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Jeff Goes Hang-Gliding |
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Jeff Is Abducted By Aliens |
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Jeff Gets Stuck In The Chimmney (just don't ask what he was doing there) |
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Jeff Creams His Pants |
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Jeff Breaks Into Fort Knox |
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Jeff Goes Window Shopping |
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Jeff the Misunderstood Alien Ninja Slug. |
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Jeff Stomps Grapes |
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Jeff's Tragic Nutella Addiction |
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NOTE: The following three entries are based on a true story. I'm not mentioning the name of the perpetrator, but it pretty much went down like this. |
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Jeff Makes Death Threats To An Admin On His Blog Post, Then Gets Butthurt When Called On It. |
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Jeff says Hi to Kevin Federline |
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Jeff Makes A Wiki Dedicated To Insulting The Admin Who Banned Him and Denies He Did It; Said Wiki Gets Deleted 5 Minutes Later |
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Jeff Gets Globally Banned From Wikia And Pouts |
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Jeff sees this page and weeps for the future of humanity. THEND! |
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Jeff Encounters A Metal Slime |
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Latest revision as of 01:44, 14 October 2022
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The fourth part of "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Don't forget to check out the previous three installations! And the sequels!
Jeff Drinks Ink
Jeff Drinks Coke and Eats Mentos
Jeff Drinks All The Tea In China
Jeff Loses The Game
Jeff vs. Hurricane Sandy
Jeff Plays Golf
Jeff Ties A Maiden To The Railroad Tracks
Hungry Hungry Jeff
Jeff Inserts An Entire Marching Band Into His Ass
Jeff Steals The Klopmann Diamond
Jeff Plays Action 52
Jeff Gets The Munchies
Jeff Has An Existential Crisis
Jeff Converts To Rastafarianism
Jeff Catches Thumbtacks On His Eyes
Jeff Gets A Pedicure
Jeff Gets Drafted Into The Military
Jeff Listens to Ziggy Stardust
Jeff Becomes A Cowboy and Joins the Circus
Jeff Goes To A Blood Drive
Jeff learns Kung Fu
Jeff Tries To Get His Drivers'License
Jeff's Hot Flash
Jeff vs. Ringworm
Jeff vs. The Red Ring of Death
Jeff vs. The Blue Screen of Death
Jeff Takes Knockout Drops
Jeff Bites His Nails
Robojeff. Half man. Half machine. All serial killer.
Jeff's Salt Lick
Jeff Suffers A Panic Attack
Jeff the Killer IN SPACE II: Electric Boogaloo
Jeff Gets His Teeth Knocked Out
Jeff Gets Gingivitis
Jeff Gets Shot In The Kneecaps
Jeff's Hand Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook
Jeff's Dick Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook
Jeff Becomes One Big Hook
Jeff Loses His Favorite Knife
Jeff Catches Smiledog's Fleas
Jeff Gets Dragged Away By Wild Horses
Jeff's Fancy New Boots
Jeff Sits Around Watching TV All Day
Jeff Goes To Qahog
Jeff Becomes A Stand-Up Comedian
Jeff Becomes A Ganguro (look it up)
Jeff Re-Enacts Goatse
Jeff Balances A Car On His Head
Jeff Burns Chick Tracts
Jeff hits BEN with giant Fists Of Graft (tm)
Jeff's Beer Belly (or should I say, blood belly)
Jeff's Daiperfur Fetish
Jeff Spontenaously Floats Away
Jeff Watches Helplessley As BEN Degenerates Into A Mess Of Garbled Polygons
Jeff Forgets To Pay His Cable Bill
Jeff The Killer Freezes Into A Jeff-Sicle
Jeff Legally Changes His Name To Maximillian Danger
Jeff Stuffs Grapes Up His Nostrils
Jeff Gets A Pompadour
Curse Of The Were-Jeff. Phase one: your skin turns white. Phase two: your eyelids dissapear. Phase three: you have an incredible urge to wear a white hoodie. Phase Four: your hair turns long, greasy and black. And the final phase: a long, smile-shaped scar appears on your mouth!
Jeff Humps Slenderman's Leg
Jeff Gets Plastic Surgery
Jeff Houses A Family Of Voles In His Hair
Jeff At The Sauna
Jeff Gets Shipwrecked
Jeff vs. Rule 34
Jeff Falls Down The Stairs
Jeff Founds A Wiki
Jeff Finds Out Smile Dog is a Transvestite Midget in a Costume
Jeff Eats Moldy Bread
Jeff Kills Dumbledore
Jeff Goes Back In Time And Kills The Dinosaurs, Gets Zapped Dead By The Time Police
Jeff Has Sex With a Pencil.
Jeff vs The 12 Steps
Jeff vs Scientology
Jeff Makes Deviled Eggs
Jeff Saltues His Shorts
Jeff Wedgies Slenderman
Jeff Commits Every Sin (Except for Lust Because He Couldn't Get Laid).
Jeff Eats A Cat
Jeff Can't Believe He Ate The Whole Thing
Fractal Jeff
Jeff VS 2012 (The Movie)
Jeff Falls In Elephant Poop
Jeff Grows A Tomato Garden
Jeff Dies (Of Old Age)
Jeff Gets Brainfreeze
Jeff Whizzes On An Electric Fence
Jeff Crosses The Streams
Jeff Gets Hit By A Falling Piano
Jeff Does Stuff
Jeff Kicks The Can
Jeff Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie
Jeff Plays AD&D
Jeff Makes A Killer Robot Shaped Like Himself Which Instantly Turns On Him
Jeff Is Shaved Bald
Jeff Hatches The Egg
Jeff Pumps Iron...Iron Maidens That Is
Jeff Paints Happy Little Trees
Jeff Gets Strapped To A Tomahawk Missle
Jeff The Quadruple Amputee (He'll bite yer legs off!)
Jeff Needs Glasses
Jeff's GIGA DRILL BREAKER!
Jeff Makes Out With A Cyberman
Jeff Finds A Gundam
Jeff Is So Tough, He Stubbed His Toe While Watering His Spice Garden And Only Cried For Twenty Minutes
Jeff Makes A Contract With Kyubey
Jeff Lactates
Jeff Attacks A Porcupine, Winds Up Covered In Quills
Jeff's Chest Wig
Jeff Trades In His Knife For A Naginata
Jeff Goes To Starbucks
Jeff Itches Really Bad
Jeff vs. A Black Hole
Jeff Milks A Goat
Jeff Pissed In Your Popcorn
Jeff Wears A Rainbow Clown Wig
Jeff Mutates!
Jeff Eats An Unbelievably Spicy Enchilada And Breathes Fire For Five Minutes
Jeff Discovers The Portable Hole
Jeff's Nosebleed
Jeff Turns To Stone
Tickle-Me-Jeff! Press his tummy and he murders your entire family!
Jeff Enters A Pie-Eating Contest
Guess What's In The Pouch Of Jeff's Hoodie?
Jeff Goes Bobsledding
Jeff's Fingers Turn Into Minitaure Jeffs
Mr. J!
I pity da foo' who don't GO TO SLEEP
Jeff Goes Go-Karting
Jeff gets attacked by WEIRD MUMMY INSECTS!
Jeff Becomes a Cheerleader
Jeff The Janitor
Jeff Attempts Auto-Liposuction
Jeff the Panda
Jeff Doesn't Forget to Bring a Towel.
Jeff Pilots A Dalek
Jeff's fangirls make out with his petrified corpse from Furbearingbrick's fucked-up dream
Jeff The Killer: The Pen &Paper RPG
Jeff Takes Up Tap-Dancing
Jeff Cleans Suicide Mouse Out Of His His Bellybutton
Jeff Retains Water
Jeff Gets A Sugar Rush
Jeff Inhales Helium
Jeff Gets The DT's
Jeff Sheds His Skin
Jeff In Heat
Jeff's Regular Coffee Is Replaced With Folger's Crystals
Jeff Bakes Happy Happy Into A Pie
Jeff Churns Butter
Jeff Kills Pirates With A Magic Whip
Jeff buys a haunted N64 off of Ebay
Jeff shops at the black market
Jef gets a job at the supermarket and gets fired for spilling the eggs (he hates eggs)
Jeff gets blocked for not updating the Article Listing and pouts
Jeff gets a deep-tissue massage from Slendy
Jeff gives himself an atomic wedgie
Jeff Hates Santa
Jeff Rides Through Town Naked On A Dappled Red Horse
Jeff The Lardass.
GO. TO. BUTTER.
Jeff The Killer: The Animated Series!
Aw, man. You know they totally butchered this in the dub.
Jeff Wears Naugahyde
Jeff Goes On Tinychat
Jeff stumbles upon an abandoned shack and turns it into a bachelor's den
Jeff is NOT the father
Jeff's Facebook Account Got Hacked
Jeff Murders Everyone Responsible For SOPA and PIPA
Jeff's Eyebrows Jump Off His Face (wait, Jeff has eyebrows?!)
Jeff's Hangover
Jeff's Spiralling Depression
Jeff Takes Prozac
Jeff's Gambling Addiction
Jeff vs. The Thunderqueef
Jeff Snorts Pixy Stix
Jeff Is Tricked Into Looking At The Korean Screamer
Jeff Creams His Pants
Jeff Stomps Grapes
Jeff says Hi to Kevin Federline
Jeff Encounters A Metal Slime
Jeff and the Giant Peach
Jeff is Cold, Wet, and Miserable
Slendy Tries To Get Jeff To Eat His Broccoli
Jeff's Space Heater Electrocutes Him
Jeff Whistles While He Works
Jeff Pours Hot Wax Onto His Face
Jeff Shrivels Up And Dies
Jeff Takes The Fruit and Scoots
Jeff Rapes An Entire Petting Zoo
Jeff Plays With Paperclips
Jeff The Killer Teaches Typing. Get a word wrong and you get a finger cut off.
Jeff's Face Gets Pixellated
Jeff vs. Cockroaches
Jeff Grows An Extra Pair Of Arms (for extra stabbing)
Jeff's Colonoscopy
Jeff Jumps Off The Golden Gate Bridge
Jeff Suffers From Micropenis
Jeff Is Inflicted With A Gypsy Curse
Jeff Rides A Unicycle While Juggling Bowling Pins And Smoking A Pipe
Jeff Takes A Relaxing (blood)Bath
Jeff vs. The Flies That Always Seem To Follow Him Around (seriously, he must REEK with the not bathing and the blood and all)
Jeff Sprouts Antlers
Jeff Gets Kicked In The Head By An Ostrich
Jeff Goes Hang-Gliding
Jeff Is Abducted By Aliens
Jeff Gets Stuck In The Chimmney (just don't ask what he was doing there)
Jeff Breaks Into Fort Knox
Jeff Goes Window Shopping
Jeff the Misunderstood Alien Ninja Slug.
Jeff's Tragic Nutella Addiction
NOTE: The following three entries are based on a true story. I'm not mentioning the name of the perpetrator, but it pretty much went down like this.
Jeff Makes Death Threats To An Admin On His Blog Post, Then Gets Butthurt When Called On It.
Jeff Makes A Wiki Dedicated To Insulting The Admin Who Banned Him and Denies He Did It; Said Wiki Gets Deleted 5 Minutes Later
Jeff Gets Globally Banned From Wikia And Pouts
Jeff sees this page and weeps for the future of humanity. THEND!
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