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{{Note|The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|Part five.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part six.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part seven.]]}}
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Jeff The Killer Downs His Sorrows In Soda Pop (what, you were expecting booze? He's a kid, remember?)
 
 
Jeff begins flight class.
 
 
Jeff Gets Helmet Hair
 
 
Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT
 
 
Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas
 
 
Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)
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Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking
 
 
Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)
 
 
Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die
 
 
Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown
 
 
Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom
 
 
Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off ('''SPOILER''': Smile Dawg wins)
 
 
Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off
 
 
Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle
 
 
Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun
 
 
Jeff and the Glory Hole
 
 
Jeff Grows Tusks
 
 
Jeff's Detachable Penis
 
 
Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth
 
 
Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting
 
 
Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off
 
 
Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)
 
 
Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes
 
 
Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)
 
[[File:Gal-yuk3-jpg.jpg|thumb|200px|Jeff's pie.]]
 
Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons
 
 
Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)
 
 
Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers
 
 
Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker
 
 
Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)
 
Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!
 
 
Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)
 
 
Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen
 
 
Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf
 
 
Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts
 
 
Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars.
 
 
Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders
 
 
Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears
 
 
Jeff's Eyes Implode
 
 
Jeff's Toothache
 
 
Jeff Orders Pizza
 
 
Jeff Visits God
 
 
Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second
 
Jeff Kills Lucy
 
 
Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker
 
 
Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?)
 
 
jeff eats irish bread
 
 
Jeff Gets Mummified
 
THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY!
 
 
Jeff Gets Swampass
 
 
Jeff gets the swine flu
 
 
Jeff's Giant pen0r
 
 
Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures
 
 
Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose
 
 
Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill
 
 
Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel
 
Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game
 
 
Jeff Farts On BEN
 
 
Jeff Dances The Can-Can
 
 
Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse
 
 
Jeff's Appendix Bursts
 
 
Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once
 
 
Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space.
 
 
Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade
 
 
Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions
 
 
Jeff Marries Bigfoot
 
 
Jeff The Hippie
 
 
Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.)
 
 
Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship
 
 
Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom
 
 
Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly
 
 
Jeff Blows Up The Ocean
 
 
Jeff's Blue Balls
 
 
Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle
 
 
Jeff Gets An Enema
 
 
Jeff Does Impressions
 
 
Jeff The Sockpuppet
 
 
Jeff eats some cereal.
 
Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside!
 
 
Jeff goes bowling
 
 
Jeff does a math quiz. And fails.
 
 
Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.
 
Imagine: Sex ed quizzes.
 
 
Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;(
 
 
Jeff The Astronaut
 
 
Jeff Hibernates for the Winter
 
 
Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out
 
 
Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza
 
 
Jeff Meets The Rhubears
 
 
Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door
 
 
Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2
 
 
Jeff Gets Gold Fever
 
 
Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease
 
 
Jeff's Tummy Hurts
 
 
Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap
 
 
Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection
 
 
Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off
 
 
Jeff's Nipples Get Sore
 
 
Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow
 
 
Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning
 
 
Jeff Licks His Elbow
 
 
Jeff Gets A Foot Massage
 
 
Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers
 
 
Jeff's Laryngitis
 
 
Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion
 
 
Jeff Goes Scuba Diving
 
 
Jeff Meets The Jetsons
 
 
White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump
 
 
Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie
 
 
Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube
 
 
Jeff Brushes His Teeth
 
 
Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki
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The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. Part one. Part two. Part four. Part five. Part six. Part seven.



Jeff begins flight class.

Jeff Gets Helmet Hair

Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT

Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas

Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)

Jeff Kills The President (And Never Gets Caught)

Jeff Starts A Nuclear War (And Never Get Caught)

Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking

Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)

Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die

Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown

Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom

Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off (SPOILER: Smile Dawg wins)

Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off

Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle

Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun

Jeff and the Glory Hole

Jeff Grows Tusks

Jeff's Detachable Penis

Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth

Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting

Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off

Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)

Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes

Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)

Jeff's pie.

Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons

Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)

Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers

Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker

Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)

Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!

Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)

Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen

Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf

Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts

Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars.

Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders

Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears

Jeff's Eyes Implode

Jeff's Toothache

Jeff Orders Pizza

Jeff Visits God

Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second

Jeff Kills Lucy

Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker

Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?)

jeff eats irish bread

Jeff Gets Mummified

THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY!

Jeff Gets Swampass

Jeff gets the swine flu

Jeff's Giant pen0r

Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures

Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose

Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill

Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel

Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game

Jeff Farts On BEN

Jeff Dances The Can-Can

Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse

Jeff's Appendix Bursts

Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once

Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space.

Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade

Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions

Jeff Marries Bigfoot

Jeff The Hippie

Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.)

Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship

Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom

Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly

Jeff Blows Up The Ocean

Jeff's Blue Balls

Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle

Jeff Gets An Enema

Jeff Does Impressions

Jeff The Sockpuppet

Jeff eats some cereal.

Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside!

Jeff goes bowling

Jeff does a math quiz. And fails.

Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.

Imagine: Sex ed quizzes.

Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;(

Jeff The Astronaut

Jeff Hibernates for the Winter

Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out

Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza

Jeff Meets The Rhubears

Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door

Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2

Jeff Gets Gold Fever

Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease

Jeff's Tummy Hurts

Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap

Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection

Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off

Jeff's Nipples Get Sore

Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow

Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning

Jeff Licks His Elbow

Jeff Gets A Foot Massage

Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers

Jeff's Laryngitis

Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion

Jeff Goes Scuba Diving

Jeff Meets The Jetsons

White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump

Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie

Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube

Jeff Brushes His Teeth

Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki

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