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The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|Part five.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part six.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part seven.]]
{{Note|The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|Part five.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part six.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part seven.]]}}
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Jeff The Killer Downs His Sorrows In Soda Pop (what, you were expecting booze? He's a kid, remember?)
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Jeff begins flight class.
Jeff begins flight class.
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Jeff Gets Helmet Hair
Jeff Gets Helmet Hair
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Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT
Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT
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Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas
Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas
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Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)
Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)
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Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking
Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking
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Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)
Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)
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Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die
Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die
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Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown
Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown
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Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom
Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom
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Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off ('''SPOILER''': Smile Dawg wins)
Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off ('''SPOILER''': Smile Dawg wins)
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Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off
Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off
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Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle
Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle
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Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun
Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun
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Jeff and the Glory Hole
Jeff and the Glory Hole
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Jeff Grows Tusks
Jeff Grows Tusks
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Jeff's Detachable Penis
Jeff's Detachable Penis
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Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth
Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth
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Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting
Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting
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Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off
Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off
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Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)
Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)
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Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes
Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes
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Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)
Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)


[[File:Gal-yuk3-jpg.jpg|thumb|Jeff's pie.]]
[[File:Gal-yuk3-jpg.jpg|thumb|200px|Jeff's pie.]]


Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons
Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons
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Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)
Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)
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Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers
Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers
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Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker
Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker
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Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)
Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)


Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!
Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!
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Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)
Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)
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Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen
Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen
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Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf
Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf
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Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts
Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts
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Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars.
Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars.
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Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders
Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders
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Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears
Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears
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Jeff's Eyes Implode
Jeff's Eyes Implode
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Jeff's Toothache
Jeff's Toothache
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Jeff Orders Pizza
Jeff Orders Pizza
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Jeff Visits God
Jeff Visits God
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Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second
Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second


Jeff Kills Lucy
Jeff Kills Lucy
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Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker
Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker
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Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?)
Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?)
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jeff eats irish bread
jeff eats irish bread
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Jeff Gets Mummified
Jeff Gets Mummified


THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY!
THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY!
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Jeff Gets Swampass
Jeff Gets Swampass
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Jeff gets the swine flu
Jeff gets the swine flu
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Jeff's Giant pen0r
Jeff's Giant pen0r
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Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures
Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures
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Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose
Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose
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Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill
Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill
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Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel
Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel


Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game
Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game
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Jeff Farts On BEN
Jeff Farts On BEN
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Jeff Dances The Can-Can
Jeff Dances The Can-Can
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Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse
Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse
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Jeff's Appendix Bursts
Jeff's Appendix Bursts
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Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once
Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once
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Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space.
Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space.
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Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade
Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade
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Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions
Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions
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Jeff Marries Bigfoot
Jeff Marries Bigfoot
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Jeff The Hippie
Jeff The Hippie
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Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.)
Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.)
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Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship
Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship
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Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom
Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom
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Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly
Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly
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Jeff Blows Up The Ocean
Jeff Blows Up The Ocean
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Jeff's Blue Balls
Jeff's Blue Balls
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Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle
Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle
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Jeff Gets An Enema
Jeff Gets An Enema
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Jeff Does Impressions
Jeff Does Impressions
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Jeff The Sockpuppet
Jeff The Sockpuppet
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Jeff eats some cereal.
Jeff eats some cereal.


Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside!
Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside!
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Jeff goes bowling
Jeff goes bowling
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Jeff does a math quiz. And fails.
Jeff does a math quiz. And fails.
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Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.
Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.


Imagine: Sex ed quizzes.
Imagine: Sex ed quizzes.
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Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;(
Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;(
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Jeff The Astronaut
Jeff The Astronaut
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Jeff Hibernates for the Winter
Jeff Hibernates for the Winter
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Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out
Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out
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Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza
Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza
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Jeff Meets The Rhubears
Jeff Meets The Rhubears
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Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door
Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door
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Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2
Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2
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Jeff Gets Gold Fever
Jeff Gets Gold Fever
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Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease
Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease
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Jeff's Tummy Hurts
Jeff's Tummy Hurts
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Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap
Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap
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Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection
Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection
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Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off
Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off
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Jeff's Nipples Get Sore
Jeff's Nipples Get Sore
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Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow
Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow
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Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning
Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning
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Jeff Licks His Elbow
Jeff Licks His Elbow
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Jeff Gets A Foot Massage
Jeff Gets A Foot Massage
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Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers
Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers
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Jeff's Laryngitis
Jeff's Laryngitis
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Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion
Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion
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Jeff Goes Scuba Diving
Jeff Goes Scuba Diving
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Jeff Meets The Jetsons
Jeff Meets The Jetsons
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White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump
White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump
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Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie
Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie
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Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube
Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube
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Jeff Brushes His Teeth
Jeff Brushes His Teeth
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Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki
Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki
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The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. Part one. Part two. Part four. Part five. Part six. Part seven.


Jeff begins flight class.

Jeff Gets Helmet Hair

Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT

Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas

Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)

Jeff Kills The President (And Never Gets Caught)

Jeff Starts A Nuclear War (And Never Get Caught)

Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking

Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)

Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die

Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown

Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom

Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off (SPOILER: Smile Dawg wins)

Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off

Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle

Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun

Jeff and the Glory Hole

Jeff Grows Tusks

Jeff's Detachable Penis

Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth

Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting

Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off

Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)

Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes

Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)

Jeff's pie.

Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons

Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)

Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers

Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker

Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)

Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!

Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)

Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen

Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf

Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts

Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars.

Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders

Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears

Jeff's Eyes Implode

Jeff's Toothache

Jeff Orders Pizza

Jeff Visits God

Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second

Jeff Kills Lucy

Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker

Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?)

jeff eats irish bread

Jeff Gets Mummified

THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY!

Jeff Gets Swampass

Jeff gets the swine flu

Jeff's Giant pen0r

Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures

Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose

Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill

Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel

Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game

Jeff Farts On BEN

Jeff Dances The Can-Can

Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse

Jeff's Appendix Bursts

Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once

Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space.

Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade

Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions

Jeff Marries Bigfoot

Jeff The Hippie

Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.)

Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship

Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom

Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly

Jeff Blows Up The Ocean

Jeff's Blue Balls

Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle

Jeff Gets An Enema

Jeff Does Impressions

Jeff The Sockpuppet

Jeff eats some cereal.

Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside!

Jeff goes bowling

Jeff does a math quiz. And fails.

Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.

Imagine: Sex ed quizzes.

Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;(

Jeff The Astronaut

Jeff Hibernates for the Winter

Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out

Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza

Jeff Meets The Rhubears

Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door

Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2

Jeff Gets Gold Fever

Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease

Jeff's Tummy Hurts

Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap

Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection

Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off

Jeff's Nipples Get Sore

Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow

Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning

Jeff Licks His Elbow

Jeff Gets A Foot Massage

Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers

Jeff's Laryngitis

Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion

Jeff Goes Scuba Diving

Jeff Meets The Jetsons

White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump

Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie

Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube

Jeff Brushes His Teeth

Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki

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