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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.
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I was a worker, working at Colkinom Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing. He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl: We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs.
But it went wrong. Horribly wrong.
My boss called me up to see him. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B, where my best friend was working. Of course, I immediately took the job of going down there and checking with him if all was good. It was not.
My friend was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. I had never been in a testing area; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations and researched, dissected and examined. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals. No matter how cruel that sounds, it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing.
Testing on humans. (Read more...)
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Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?
Hosting 14,836 pastas since July 2011
Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
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I was a worker, working at Colkinom Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing. He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl: We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs.
But it went wrong. Horribly wrong.
My boss called me up to see him. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B, where my best friend was working. Of course, I immediately took the job of going down there and checking with him if all was good. It was not.
My friend was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. I had never been in a testing area; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations and researched, dissected and examined. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals. No matter how cruel that sounds, it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing.
Testing on humans. (Read more...)
- Top 3 stories that'll make you shit yourself
- The Butcher's Revenge
- Sonic the Hedgehog Lost Demo
- I stilln hate you
- Sonic.GER (God's Everlasting Gift)
- Mario.exe - The Creepypasta Story
- A weird phone call (scary but not that scary)
- After reading creepy pasta
- True or insane
- Tundra Last
- Crash twinsanity (the deleted level)
- Bloody Fruit Loops of Death
- Bittersweet Memories
- Black Death
- Bean
- Brenda
- Blank
- W2lfr3
- WIIWARE
- You cant take me
- You think you’re safe?
- 2024-06-02 17:16:45 Top 3 stories that'll make you shit yourself . . Trollpasta maker
- 2024-06-02 13:50:05 7 Little Monsters . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 13:33:17 The Butcher's Revenge . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 10:40:07 Sonic the Hedgehog Lost Demo . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 07:54:40 Sonic.GER (God's Everlasting Gift) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 05:44:33 I stilln hate you . . Neet Green
- 2024-06-02 01:00:05 Mario.exe - The Creepypasta Story . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 00:44:25 A weird phone call (scary but not that scary) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-02 00:27:55 After reading creepy pasta . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 23:20:08 Tundra Last . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 23:18:48 True or insane . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 11:00:09 Plankton's hunger . . Spongebobcreepy23
- 2024-06-01 07:52:40 Bloody Fruit Loops of Death . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 07:51:18 Black Death . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 07:50:37 Bean . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 07:50:02 Bittersweet Memories . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-01 06:48:33 Hulk: World of Destruction . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:48:05 The High Price We Pay at the Pump . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:46:13 Project DARK CANVAS . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:45:22 Normal Day For A Normal Family . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-01 06:44:53 Kentucky . . Thermometer
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13:36 Niagaranobs talk contribs posted a new comment on The Butcher's Revenge (Formatting sucks but this is how the original story was written. This is absolutely how not to make a chatroom story. The dialogue is horrible and the first prompt is so damn vague that I can't imagine anyone would know what he's talking about.) | ||||
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