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From 2011 to 2018, the Trollpasta Wiki brought joy to readers and writers all around the internet, with some even forming long-lasting friendships thanks to the wiki. For that, <span class="plainlinks">[https://creepypasta.fandom.com/f/p/3341835493704233682 many expressed great sadness when the wiki was unexpectedly shut down in August 2018]</span>. But we're now back up and running on a new platform!
From 2011 to 2018, the Trollpasta Wiki brought joy to readers and writers all around the internet, with some even forming long-lasting friendships thanks to the wiki. For that, <span class="plainlinks">[https://creepypasta.fandom.com/f/p/3341835493704233682 many expressed great sadness when the wiki was unexpectedly shut down in August 2018]</span>. But we're now back up and running on a new platform!


Those who fondly remembered Trollpasta Wiki can once again relive the nostalgic joy of browsing the site for pastas. Nearly every page from the old wiki is available to read, from the Trollpasta classics to Creepypasta fails, it's all there intact for your reading pleasure. Several improvements have also been made to the site which makes accessing pastas easier (and funner) than ever. Welcome back, Trollpasta.
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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at infamous Creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and [[:Category:MARY SUE ALERT|Mary Sues]]/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established [[TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS|Trollpasta characters]] as satirical devices, primarily [[:Category:EVIL PATRIXXX|EVIL PATRIXXX]]. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, [[:Category:Bad Creepypasta|bad Creepypastas]] that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here, forever held in a position of censure and humiliation from Trollpasta and Creepypasta fans alike.


... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.<br />
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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at infamous Creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and [[:Category:MARY SUE ALERT|Mary Sues]]/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established [[TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS|Trollpasta characters]] as satirical devices, primarily [[:Category:EVIL PATRIXXX|EVIL PATRIXXX]].

While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, [[:Category:Bad Creepypasta|bad Creepypastas]] that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here, forever held in a position of censure and humiliation from Trollpasta and Creepypasta fans alike.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

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|width="160"|[[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|90px|link=Castlevania]]'''[[Castlevania|<span style="color: darkblue;">Castlevania</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big><br \><small>''"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|90px|link=Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss]]<br \>'''[[Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss|<span style="color: darkblue;">Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big></span><br \><small>''"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up. "''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|90px|link=Scott The Woz Lost Episode]]<br \>'''[[Scott The Woz Lost Episode|<span style="color: darkblue;">Scott The Woz Lost Episode</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big></span><br \><small>''"I saw Scott Wozniak break in through my window, and storm to my refrigerator."''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|90px|link=STARFOX 6664]]<br \>'''[[STARFOX 6664|<span style="color: darkblue;">STARFOX 6664</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big></span><br \><small>''"red smoke came out of the system and formed the shape of a skull, Probably My Skull!!!"''</small>
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|width="160"|[[File:Creepypasta-button.png|90px|link=Hope Is Lost]]<br \>'''[[Hope Is Lost|<span style="color: darkred;">Hope Is Lost</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big><br \><small>''"You ask for forgiveness from me? Do you take me as your God..?"''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Creepypasta-button.png|90px|link=Unaired Regular Show Episode]]<br \>'''[[Unaired Regular Show Episode|<span style="color: darkred;">Unaired Regular Show Episode
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|width="160"|[[File:Creepypasta-button.png|90px|link=Croc Game]]<br \>'''[[Croc Game|<span style="color: darkred;">Croc Game</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big><br \><small>''"I finally hit the power button, and proceeded to vomit all over the floor,"''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Creepypasta-button.png|90px|link=Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger]]<br \>'''[[Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger|<span style="color: darkred;">Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big><br \><small>''"all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."''</small>
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Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 14,826 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

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Trollpasta Is Back!

From 2011 to 2018, the Trollpasta Wiki brought joy to readers and writers all around the internet, with some even forming long-lasting friendships thanks to the wiki. For that, many expressed great sadness when the wiki was unexpectedly shut down in August 2018. But we're now back up and running on a new platform!

Those who fondly remembered Trollpasta Wiki can once again relive the nostalgic joy of browsing the site for pastas. Nearly every page from the old wiki is available to read, from the Trollpasta classics to Creepypasta fails, it's all there intact for your reading pleasure. Several improvements have also been made to the site which makes accessing pastas easier (and funner) than ever. Welcome back, Trollpasta.

What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at infamous Creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established Trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad Creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here, forever held in a position of censure and humiliation from Trollpasta and Creepypasta fans alike.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

Start Reading

Featured Pastas

FEATURED PASTAS
"Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac."

"I had been tricked by my own favorite character to let the embodiement of evil istelf loose onto the world. He will invade your computer now and drag you into his nightmare realm which is now spewing out of control into our world now. Sonic is the devil himself, and Sally is just another pawn in his horrid game."

"'Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?'"

"A few elite dentists keep the fragments of anything they extract and sometimes trade certain specimens for ritual purposes. These rituals can make the caster stronger, tougher, faster, smarter, or more spiritually powerful. Why do you think they're always saying you should get your wisdom teeth pulled?"

List of past featured pastas

COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Instant Death Disease

I was a worker, working at Colkinom Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing. He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl: We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs.

But it went wrong. Horribly wrong.

My boss called me up to see him. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B, where my best friend was working. Of course, I immediately took the job of going down there and checking with him if all was good. It was not.

My friend was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. I had never been in a testing area; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations and researched, dissected and examined. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals. No matter how cruel that sounds, it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing.

Testing on humans. (Read more...)

Written by WondrousTheCat

List of Fail of the Month winners

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WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

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Hosting 14,826 pastas since July 2011

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WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

START READING

Recommended

Classics

Crappypastas

Lost Episodes

Video games

Long pastas

One sentence

Ghastly Macaroni

Read by YouTubers

Random pasta

FEATURED PASTAS
"Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac."

"I had been tricked by my own favorite character to let the embodiement of evil istelf loose onto the world. He will invade your computer now and drag you into his nightmare realm which is now spewing out of control into our world now. Sonic is the devil himself, and Sally is just another pawn in his horrid game."

"'Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?'"

"A few elite dentists keep the fragments of anything they extract and sometimes trade certain specimens for ritual purposes. These rituals can make the caster stronger, tougher, faster, smarter, or more spiritually powerful. Why do you think they're always saying you should get your wisdom teeth pulled?"

List of past featured pastas
COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Instant Death Disease

I was a worker, working at Colkinom Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing. He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl: We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs.

But it went wrong. Horribly wrong.

My boss called me up to see him. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B, where my best friend was working. Of course, I immediately took the job of going down there and checking with him if all was good. It was not.

My friend was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. I had never been in a testing area; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations and researched, dissected and examined. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals. No matter how cruel that sounds, it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing.

Testing on humans. (Read more...)

Written by WondrousTheCat

List of Fail of the Month winners

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