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From 2011 to 2018, the Trollpasta Wiki brought joy to readers and writers all around the internet, with some even forming long-lasting friendships thanks to the wiki. For that, many expressed great sadness when the wiki was unexpectedly shut down in August 2018. But we're now back up and running on a new platform!
Those who fondly remembered Trollpasta Wiki can once again relive the nostalgic joy of browsing the site for pastas. Nearly every page from the old wiki is available to read, from the Trollpasta classics to Creepypasta fails, it's all there intact for your reading pleasure. Several improvements have also been made to the site which makes accessing pastas easier (and funner) than ever. Welcome back, Trollpasta.
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at infamous Creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established Trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad Creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here, forever held in a position of censure and humiliation from Trollpasta and Creepypasta fans alike.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
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"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
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"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
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"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
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Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)
- Jojo Siwa's Lost Music Vid
- Jimmy's EEEVVVIILLL Of The Web
- Leptys the Evil One
- The Journal of Darren Waters
- MR.COOL'S BACKSTORY
- The Lost Episode of COPS
- Aqua teen last episode
- Extinction of Yoshi
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theory - Carl's Life
- Lego Killer
- Audio ID 1
- MAR
- Shadow-Wolf
- EVIL PATRIXX KILLS PNKY PY
- PATRIXXX CAKE
- EVIL PATRIXCKS POKEMAN GAMEZ.exe
- EVIL PATRIXX MINCRPA 1.9
- THA PATRIXXX KEELS HAPY APY
- EVIL PATRIXXX STRIKES BACK
- PATRIXX EVIL TRAVELS TO MINECRAP
- EVIL PATRIXX FINAL BATLE
- 2024-05-17 04:38:38 Jojo Siwa's Lost Music Vid . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-17 03:40:00 A Bug's Death . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-17 02:18:50 The Lost Oprah Winfrey Show Episode . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 02:15:03 Lavender Town: A True Story . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 02:04:43 House of Doom . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 01:33:16 Billy (Pokepasta) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 01:32:52 Billy Returns (Pokepasta) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 01:14:07 'scary dora' . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-16 23:53:51 The Playground . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:53:47 The Playground (The Truth Behind Recess) . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:47:45 Categories That Will Never Be Made . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:36:32 Sims 3 Creepypasta . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:10:46 The Story of Kanye West . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-16 23:06:19 Mario's Shroom Trip . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-16 19:44:01 Shadow-People . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 00:17:02 Jimmy's EEEVVVIILLL Of The Web . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 22:23:40 Hope Is Lost . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 22:21:00 Goodbye Pikachu . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 22:20:36 GMOD SHREK WHO LIKES MLG MEMES AND OTHER STUFF GETS RICKROLLED BY AMOGUS . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 22:17:47 JEFF GOES TO SLEEP . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 21:39:46 9Gage . . Thermometer
Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?
Hosting 14,725 pastas since July 2011
Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
|
"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
|
"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
|
"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
|
Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)
- Jojo Siwa's Lost Music Vid
- Jimmy's EEEVVVIILLL Of The Web
- Leptys the Evil One
- The Journal of Darren Waters
- MR.COOL'S BACKSTORY
- The Lost Episode of COPS
- Aqua teen last episode
- Extinction of Yoshi
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theory - Carl's Life
- Lego Killer
- Audio ID 1
- MAR
- Shadow-Wolf
- EVIL PATRIXX KILLS PNKY PY
- PATRIXXX CAKE
- EVIL PATRIXCKS POKEMAN GAMEZ.exe
- EVIL PATRIXX MINCRPA 1.9
- THA PATRIXXX KEELS HAPY APY
- EVIL PATRIXXX STRIKES BACK
- PATRIXX EVIL TRAVELS TO MINECRAP
- EVIL PATRIXX FINAL BATLE
- 2024-05-17 04:38:38 Jojo Siwa's Lost Music Vid . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-17 03:40:00 A Bug's Death . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-17 02:18:50 The Lost Oprah Winfrey Show Episode . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 02:15:03 Lavender Town: A True Story . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 02:04:43 House of Doom . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 01:33:16 Billy (Pokepasta) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 01:32:52 Billy Returns (Pokepasta) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 01:14:07 'scary dora' . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-16 23:53:51 The Playground . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:53:47 The Playground (The Truth Behind Recess) . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:47:45 Categories That Will Never Be Made . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:36:32 Sims 3 Creepypasta . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:10:46 The Story of Kanye West . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-16 23:06:19 Mario's Shroom Trip . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-16 19:44:01 Shadow-People . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 00:17:02 Jimmy's EEEVVVIILLL Of The Web . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 22:23:40 Hope Is Lost . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 22:21:00 Goodbye Pikachu . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 22:20:36 GMOD SHREK WHO LIKES MLG MEMES AND OTHER STUFF GETS RICKROLLED BY AMOGUS . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 22:17:47 JEFF GOES TO SLEEP . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-15 21:39:46 9Gage . . Thermometer