User:Habergeon

Welcome to my page of stuff and things...

Almighty Patrixxx!

File:Patrixx the Lord.jpg

Patrixxx, sure is fat!

Here is a portrait of the almight Patrixxx!

Just look at him... LOOK AT IT!

Please, why not?

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEA...

 Stupid Trollpastas I've written (52 articles - 3 deleted)

• Spungbrawblostepisode.avi.wmv.png.txt.doc.ogg.mp3.scary.mpg.m4.gif.psd
• Squidwartz suicidez.mp4
• Shrek.avi
• Shrek 4: Deleted Scene - Deleted during Trollpasta Wiki cleanup
• Sir Llama Toast .VS. The Evil Patrixxx
• Garfield & Friends: Lost Episode
• Melon - I didn't like it, so I had it removed
• Fries.txt
• AFV: Lawst Episude
• Tea
• Taco Bell Surprise
• Guy in Suit's Suicide
• Smile.png
• Cow.avi
• Merasmus' Bad Day
• Tuna (A Patrixxx Poem)
• Squidward's Superpie
• The Printer
• Dead Fart
• My Name Is Earl: Lost Episode
• Slendurman IS REAL
• DoubleSwee's Suicide
• PATRIXXX is Love
• Batman's Suicide
• Shrek: The Fifth
• Spaghetti
• Garry's Mod: Lost Episode
• Suicidekrabs.avi
• Smile.tiff
• Silly Taco
• Alley
• Depression
• Dildo Time
• Up
• Conversations with Ben
• Typical Lost Episode Creepypasta
• Night Time Skeletons doing freaky drugs, fappin' off and fucking each over as they watched Suicidemouse.avi
• Calliou Theory
• My Super Correct Archer Theory
• Norman Conquest of Trollpasta Land
• Rob Ford's Man-Folds of Fun!
• The Canadian Sleep Experiment
• A Baby named Tim
• The Haunted Tape from My Anus
• SLENDY'S DAY OFF - Broke Wikia's TOS (Excessive Sexual Content)
• Microsoft Word 666
• Spungbrawblostepisode.avi.wmv.png.txt.doc.ogg.mp3.scary.mpg.m4.gif.psd NUMBA' 2
• Chuck Testa goes Mad
• The Ultra Mega Story of Awesomeness
• Squidward's Suicide Satanic Theory
• Cock.exe
• Garfield's Suicide
• LOLSKELETONS burned my house down!
• The Sticky Porno of Doom
• Original.exe

The best Trollpastas on the interwebs!

• Garfield's Horrible Joy
• Tha Tommizzle & Jerrizzle Theory
• Jeff the Potato
• Shrek Is Love
• Toy Story
• BEN DROWNED 2
• Squidward's Suicide 2: The Yellow Mist
• Dildo Skeletons
• Jeff and Jane's Homemade Porno
• JEFF THE KILLER ON FACEBOOK
• Jessica and her Vagina Boob
• The Billy Mays Channel
• Jeff becomes a chef
• McDonalds: Lost Big Mac
• PATRIXXX IS IN MEH COMPUTER!!!!!!
• Creepybob.wmv
• The CN Guys
• South Park: Ultra Mega Lost Episode

Stuff to distract you while I kill your friends...

File:YTP - Michael Rosen confronts the fiercest killer in the world

File:Shrek Does Some Stuff...