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Barney
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Lake Evil
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CoD: Black Hell Ops
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I once knew a friend. He and I would trade Pokémon cards, play the games, and you might as well call us the "ultimate Pokémon nerds" as did most people, until he saw it. The Jigglypuff. Round, pink, fluffy, he traded as much as he needed to get all of mine. He treasured every one I gave him. He and I watched every episode of the anime with the Pokémon in it: Episode 1, 2, 3, and 4.
I went to his house on an averagely sunny day. But he was not at home. I wondered where he might be as he is usually there on Sundays. I thought he might have gone out to buy more Jigglypuff cards and stuff like that. So I ran home and started sorting my cards. The next day at school, my friend was not on the bus or at school. I thought about yesterday.
"Maybe he was sick yesterday and his parents weren't home. and he still might be sick", I said to myself. (Read more...)
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- August 17, 2022 - 4 year anniversary for when the original site shut down.
- August 15, 2022 - The Read by HoodoHoodlum category has now been filled up.
- July 28, 2022 - We now have a category for copypastas.
- July 21, 2022 - Happy 11th birthday, Trollpasta Wiki!
- July 20, 2022 - The NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR category has been created.
- July 7, 2022 - We now have a Music category.
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More blogs...
- Hyde; a history,.
- The Truth Behind Scooby Doo
- POKEMON REAL!!!!!!
- Sonic CD Easter Egg
- NEMO’S REVENGE
- Corrupt nintendo ds game
- Dopple-Gamer
- THE AUDINO KILLER!(IN THE PASTA I ACCIDENTLY KILL AUDINO’S)
- TIG mission to find Tangleye!
- Bright eyes
- Cursed lizard
- YOUR NIGHTMARE
- Slenderman is REAL!!!!!!
- Black Hole
- Stitcher's Tapes
- Wigglers game
- Don’t Hug Me I’m scared
- The Comma
- The High Price We Pay at the Pump
- Hulk: World of Destruction
- Normal Day For A Normal Family
- 2024-05-28 19:47:52 Hyde; a history,. . . Deftonesdog021
- 2024-05-28 19:46:28 The Truth Behind Scooby Doo . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 18:46:03 POKEMON REAL!!!!!! . . Terrible1234
- 2024-05-28 18:40:09 Sonic CD Easter Egg . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 17:21:35 NEMO’S REVENGE . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 16:15:53 Kirby's Deadland . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-28 16:06:22 Hey Arnold Theory . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-28 15:49:08 STREET FIGHTER: Succabus . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-28 15:46:18 Corrupt nintendo ds game . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-28 14:37:36 Dopple-Gamer . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 13:20:27 The Dark Being . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 13:12:46 THE AUDINO KILLER!(IN THE PASTA I ACCIDENTLY KILL AUDINO’S) . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 09:23:32 The infection . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:22:11 Stitcher's Tapes . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:20:26 Black Hole . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:19:14 Cursed lizard . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:18:56 YOUR NIGHTMARE . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:18:44 Slenderman is REAL!!!!!! . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:16:31 Bright eyes . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 08:55:25 TIG mission to find Tangleye! . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-27 21:55:14 Wigglers game . . Niagaranobs
Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?
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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
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"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
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"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
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"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
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"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
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Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)
- Hyde; a history,.
- The Truth Behind Scooby Doo
- POKEMON REAL!!!!!!
- Sonic CD Easter Egg
- NEMO’S REVENGE
- Corrupt nintendo ds game
- Dopple-Gamer
- THE AUDINO KILLER!(IN THE PASTA I ACCIDENTLY KILL AUDINO’S)
- TIG mission to find Tangleye!
- Bright eyes
- Cursed lizard
- YOUR NIGHTMARE
- Slenderman is REAL!!!!!!
- Black Hole
- Stitcher's Tapes
- Wigglers game
- Don’t Hug Me I’m scared
- The Comma
- The High Price We Pay at the Pump
- Hulk: World of Destruction
- Normal Day For A Normal Family
- 2024-05-28 19:47:52 Hyde; a history,. . . Deftonesdog021
- 2024-05-28 19:46:28 The Truth Behind Scooby Doo . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 18:46:03 POKEMON REAL!!!!!! . . Terrible1234
- 2024-05-28 18:40:09 Sonic CD Easter Egg . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 17:21:35 NEMO’S REVENGE . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 16:15:53 Kirby's Deadland . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-28 16:06:22 Hey Arnold Theory . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-28 15:49:08 STREET FIGHTER: Succabus . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-28 15:46:18 Corrupt nintendo ds game . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-28 14:37:36 Dopple-Gamer . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 13:20:27 The Dark Being . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 13:12:46 THE AUDINO KILLER!(IN THE PASTA I ACCIDENTLY KILL AUDINO’S) . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-28 09:23:32 The infection . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:22:11 Stitcher's Tapes . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:20:26 Black Hole . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:19:14 Cursed lizard . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:18:56 YOUR NIGHTMARE . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:18:44 Slenderman is REAL!!!!!! . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 09:16:31 Bright eyes . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-28 08:55:25 TIG mission to find Tangleye! . . Princeoscar9rises
- 2024-05-27 21:55:14 Wigglers game . . Niagaranobs