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'''And I type to myself.. What a wonderful troll.'''''<br />''
''I see low sense of humour, low self esteem''', '''Try to pirate games, right off of Steam.<br />''
'''And I type to myself... What a wonderful troll.'''''<br />''
''Talk about about double rainbows, they'll assume your a fag.''<br />
''Type right out, wanna make you cry.''<br />
'''''I see mods banning them left and right, And trolls wanna scream in their ear and say'''''<br />
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''They hear 10 year olds cryin', thats what they assume,''<br />
''Go on Trollpasta, and make fun of you.''<br />
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Latest revision as of 03:55, 1 March 2022

Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 14,877 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List Clichés List Do's and Don'ts POTM Archive Editing 101
What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

FEATURED PASTAS
"As the first goomba walked towards Mario, Mario turned towards the screen and started screaming 'NO MAS, NO MAS!' It sounded like high-quality CD-audio, also blast processing."

"Teletubbies is a dark, Orwellian nightmare about a genetically engineered slave class creatures being systematically trained to become part of our society."

"After painfully watching him do this, just think of all the money he wasted and all the memories thrown away, he went over to his NES that he had ever since he was a child and he took a shit all over it. He bent down, he put his hands in his own feces and he started smearing it all over the NES."

"All of this was the safe part, after a while he was still seeing the faces, but now they weren't intentional, every now and then he'd see Jeff's face in a crowd of people, when he watched SpongeBob SquarePants his view of Squidward was permanently set to his face in Squidward's Suicide. It was pure insanity."

List of past featured pastas
COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Jeff Is Back

The following story was written by a detective whom, after analyzing video evidence, witness accounts, and the video claimed to have been watched, developed a story. This is that story.

It was late at night on a typical Tuesday evening. I was surfing the internet as I had two large coffees from my local coffee shop earlier that day and was unable to sleep.

After watching pointless YouTube video after YouTube video, I came across a strange title in the related videos bar. None of the characters were of the English language; however, the shapes of the characters seemed to resemble words, although I couldn't quite decipher them. Curious, I clicked on the video.

I suddenly began to hear various creaks and groans coming from my house. I whirled around and grabbed a nearby baseball bat, ready for a fatal battle. To my surprise, there were no intruders in the house, nor any signs of a forced entry. All the doors were also locked. Figuring I was just going crazy, I shrugged my shoulders and lazily walked back to my room.

I had spent a lot of money on a high bandwidth connection, so I was perplexed that the video I had clicked on had not loaded yet. I impatiently clicked the video four more times in an attempt to bring it up. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, the page finally loaded. The background was black and it completely hid all of the text, except for the username of the uploader and the description, both in crimson red. The username of the uploader was "NightmareSLUMBER" and the description read as such:

How ignorant of you.

You are unaware of my demonic presence in your life.

I will destroy everything you stand for.

Worthless coward.

I am always watching you.

And soon you will come to live with me...

Forever... (Read more...)

Written by Achnatohn

List of Fail of the Month winners
contributing

If you want to upload a story here please actually put a decent amount of effort into it; a lot of people join this site assuming we allow virtually anything to be posted here and end up uploading incredibly spammy stories which immediately get deleted. Check out the do's and don'ts and the clichés page to get well acquainted.

If you don't want to upload stories but still want to help out there's still plenty of ways to do that, primarily by fixing formatting and properly categorizing pages. Check out Editing 101 for more info on how to be a good editor.

We are still working on making the site more user friendly, so your help is always appreciated. If you have a suggestion you believe can improve the site, talk it up with an administrator.
what's new

Updates regarding the site go here. New categories, layout changes, new features, etc. including some announcements will be posted here once the admin team decides on them.

  • August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.
EXTERNAL LINKS
2024-08-03 07:44:36 The Lost 1937 Mickey Mouse Rumor 3: THE CHATROOM . . Niagaranobs
2024-08-03 03:08:07 Arthur's final F*CK up . . Potats100
2024-08-03 00:37:12 Mario Bros Killer . . Postuhenin
2024-08-02 00:03:14 THE MAN . . Niagaranobs
2024-08-01 20:00:48 Wario.png . . Russmarrs2
2024-08-01 06:29:57 Regular Show . . TrickyNix
2024-08-01 06:29:36 AVGN - ET Atari 2600 (Vandalized Version) . . TrickyNix
2024-08-01 06:29:13 Teletubbies: The Truth . . TrickyNix
2024-08-01 06:28:19 A Haunting Most Mario . . TrickyNix
2024-08-01 02:21:28 Doctor Who Lost Episode: The Feast of Steven . . TheRandomSurfboard
2024-07-31 21:07:58 Disowned by Dingo . . Keznen
2024-07-31 19:46:38 Super Mario vs Sonic . . Samoigo
2024-07-31 18:19:30 The Duolingo incident . . RiGGy1239
2024-07-31 01:54:32 All Gone, or The Masterpiece of a 21st Century Mind of Pure Villainy . . Defiatron13391
2024-07-31 00:42:02 Who's Calling? . . Trollson454
2024-07-31 00:32:14 Paranormal Experience . . Trollson454
2024-07-30 20:31:35 The Journal of Darren Waters . . TrickyNix
2024-07-30 12:20:38 THE CUM BOX . . Niagaranobs
WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 14,877 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101

WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

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FEATURED PASTAS
"As the first goomba walked towards Mario, Mario turned towards the screen and started screaming 'NO MAS, NO MAS!' It sounded like high-quality CD-audio, also blast processing."

"Teletubbies is a dark, Orwellian nightmare about a genetically engineered slave class creatures being systematically trained to become part of our society."

"After painfully watching him do this, just think of all the money he wasted and all the memories thrown away, he went over to his NES that he had ever since he was a child and he took a shit all over it. He bent down, he put his hands in his own feces and he started smearing it all over the NES."

"All of this was the safe part, after a while he was still seeing the faces, but now they weren't intentional, every now and then he'd see Jeff's face in a crowd of people, when he watched SpongeBob SquarePants his view of Squidward was permanently set to his face in Squidward's Suicide. It was pure insanity."

List of past featured pastas
COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Jeff Is Back

The following story was written by a detective whom, after analyzing video evidence, witness accounts, and the video claimed to have been watched, developed a story. This is that story.

It was late at night on a typical Tuesday evening. I was surfing the internet as I had two large coffees from my local coffee shop earlier that day and was unable to sleep.

After watching pointless YouTube video after YouTube video, I came across a strange title in the related videos bar. None of the characters were of the English language; however, the shapes of the characters seemed to resemble words, although I couldn't quite decipher them. Curious, I clicked on the video.

I suddenly began to hear various creaks and groans coming from my house. I whirled around and grabbed a nearby baseball bat, ready for a fatal battle. To my surprise, there were no intruders in the house, nor any signs of a forced entry. All the doors were also locked. Figuring I was just going crazy, I shrugged my shoulders and lazily walked back to my room.

I had spent a lot of money on a high bandwidth connection, so I was perplexed that the video I had clicked on had not loaded yet. I impatiently clicked the video four more times in an attempt to bring it up. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, the page finally loaded. The background was black and it completely hid all of the text, except for the username of the uploader and the description, both in crimson red. The username of the uploader was "NightmareSLUMBER" and the description read as such:

How ignorant of you.

You are unaware of my demonic presence in your life.

I will destroy everything you stand for.

Worthless coward.

I am always watching you.

And soon you will come to live with me...

Forever... (Read more...)

Written by Achnatohn

List of Fail of the Month winners

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