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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
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"Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac."
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"I had been tricked by my own favorite character to let the embodiement of evil istelf loose onto the world. He will invade your computer now and drag you into his nightmare realm which is now spewing out of control into our world now. Sonic is the devil himself, and Sally is just another pawn in his horrid game."
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"'Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?'"
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"A few elite dentists keep the fragments of anything they extract and sometimes trade certain specimens for ritual purposes. These rituals can make the caster stronger, tougher, faster, smarter, or more spiritually powerful. Why do you think they're always saying you should get your wisdom teeth pulled?"
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I was a worker, working at Colkinom Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing. He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl: We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs.
But it went wrong. Horribly wrong.
My boss called me up to see him. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B, where my best friend was working. Of course, I immediately took the job of going down there and checking with him if all was good. It was not.
My friend was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. I had never been in a testing area; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations and researched, dissected and examined. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals. No matter how cruel that sounds, it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing.
Testing on humans. (Read more...)
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- 2024-06-07 08:56:48 Bloody Spongebob . . Thermometer
- 2024-06-07 08:03:43 Jesse Pinkman.exe . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-07 07:51:16 I Forgot To Renew My Pooping License . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-07 07:50:10 My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Season 3 Episode 13 - "Damnation" . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-06-07 05:29:41 Beware.mp4 . . SwiftMantis
- 2024-06-07 05:28:19 Ech . . SwiftMantis
- 2024-06-07 05:23:16 Screaming In The Hallways . . SwiftMantis
- 2024-06-07 05:20:34 Mit . . SwiftMantis
- 2024-06-07 05:16:26 Wouldn't Call . . SwiftMantis
- 2024-06-07 05:13:38 Some sign . . SwiftMantis
- 2024-06-07 01:05:07 Family Guy - EP53920 . . MAESTRO1
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- 2024-06-06 16:50:12 Mario's horrible death. THE GRIFTING . . Niagaranobs
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