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Super Mario Bros. 3 - Transfer

Back in the day, I was a fan of the old-school Nintendo games such as Contra, Super Mario Brothers, and Life Force. I played the games constantly. But as we all do, I grew up to do better things other than play video games.

One spring mourning in 2011, I decided that I wanted to re-live my childhood by bringing up my old Nintendo from my basement. This turned out to be a bad idea. It was too dark down there and I was tired so I just went to bed, deciding that I would play it tomorrow.

I woke up the next morning and want to find nearly a foot of water in basement. I looked outside and there was dirt everywhere. I turned the TV on and the newscasters were saying that this was "The Storm of the Century." Rain had poured down all night. I then went to drain my basement of all the water.

After that annoyance was over I searched for my Nintendo. I eventually found it, and it was fine, just above where the water was. But the games weren't. They were soaked. I dried the games off and went upstairs.

I tried the games in my Nintendo. Obviously, they didn't work. I didn't have much time to play around with them, since I had a full-time job. So, I called my friend Ted. Ted was my old college buddy who didn't currently have a job because he was only interested in computer hacking/modding and was just recently laid off. I asked him if he could fix my Nintendo games for me.

I would have just bought new ones, but I was saving up to buy a wedding ring to propose to my girlfriend, who was currently out of town. He owed me a favor anyway. He said sure. But he didn't say it normally; it was kind of dark and mumbled. I hung up the phone. (Read more...)

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