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A list of entertaining stories featured on the front page, picked by the admin team. Blue stories are trollpastas, red stories are bad creepypastas.
2022
September
"'Neptunedamnit! I'm constipated! If only I didn't have Sea-banana bread this morning!'"
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"Red is my morphine, my cocaine,my passion…my passion for my hate of the humans sickening soul."
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"The can dropped on the floor, and a human-like figure began to squeeze out of it. As soon as the figure rose to its feet, my heart sank as I recognized who it was."
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"CatDog ran outside, trying to stab each other. I decided to pull out my phone and film what was going on."
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August
"I stared at the Genesis for so long my hands, eyes, and anal sphincter became sunburned."
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"As soon as I saw the barney suit I thought something was off. I wasn't sure at the time what was strange about but it gave of a dry, old odor coming from the inside."
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"Swimming in Lake Evil can cause blood pooling in the gums, nausea, vomiting, anemia, diarrhea, and fatigue."
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"it showed my character looking down to his feet as he's being pulled through the ground by the hands, and screaming and begging for his life in what seems like Italian."
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July
"It then showed the protagonist of the soon to be franchise finishing up snorting something white and powdery."
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"Suddenly, the power in my apartment was cut, except for the television, and I was horrified to watch the bloody scene."
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"'I wish Ted murdered your ass in the 70s.' My stepfather told me at breakfast."
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"all I heard was mike screaming 'THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE SYSTEM32, NO, NO, NO DON'T!-' a gunshot was heard as the phone hung up."
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June
"The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men."
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"NO. YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING. God... I... I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THE FLOORBOARDS."
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"This was detrimental to Funny Cartoon Free Episode’s mental state."
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"No one ever knew about Francine's death because no one cared."
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May
"However, if you did this incorrectly and plugged it in, it will instead play 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. This is deadly."
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"I didn't even have time to eat fries."
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"They have families and lives, but those are both just tossed aside like they are nothing."
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"He then said 'you want me to do it don’t you', very loudly, it sounded so real, like he was sitting next to me, yelling into my ear."
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April
"Jeff pulled out his phone and made a call. 'I have to see you right away.'"
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"I began to question this cartoon's legitimacy, as it was getting darker and darker in personality."
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"Rick used his baseball bat to beat Morty up real hard and it went on for 3 and a half minutes"
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"I was angry because he got away. Why was I angry? He was still mocking me!"
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March
Mountain Dew Lost Flavor
"We're gonna go with the new flavor, but we're gonna also add a bunch of cocaine to it."
"We're gonna go with the new flavor, but we're gonna also add a bunch of cocaine to it."
Sesame street: Killer in the street
"The Murder Got out a AK-A4 And started to Shoot All Over Cookie Monster's Body"
"The Murder Got out a AK-A4 And started to Shoot All Over Cookie Monster's Body"
February
"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."
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"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."
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"I finally hit the power button, and proceeded to vomit all over the floor,"
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"all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."
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2021
September
"There are no haunted plushes in my room yet, but I'm sure one will show up soon."
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"He was drawn in the same hyper-realistic style as Bart's corpse"
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"red smoke came out of the system and formed the shape of a skull, Probably My Skull!!!"
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"I see a figured outside my window that looks like a among us character"
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"Q pretended to be homeless and stole charity money out of a jar from an orphanage"
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"The crying didn't sound like cartoon crying, it was realistic crying in pain."
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"I still have nightmares of being submerged in Mr. Krabs' warm crab poop to this day."
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"I didn't know what to do. It was so horrifying that I just passed out."
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August
"Finger Guy doesn't just attack people either, he [...]"
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"I'm going to tell you about the most horrific moment I had ever witnessed."
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"He then talks about committing suicide. In a childrens book. I was shocked."
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"My pastor buried me alive for listening to Eminem."
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