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<big><big><big><span style="color: #009600;">'''Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki'''</span></big></big></big></center>

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"''I see trolls online, bitchy mods too.'' ''Have no sense of grammar, and will piss you off too.<br />''
'''And I type to myself... What a wonderful troll.'''''<br />''
''I see low sense of humour, low self esteem''', '''Try to pirate games, right off of Steam.<br />''
'''And I type to myself... What a wonderful troll.'''''<br />''
''Talk about about double rainbows, they'll assume you are gay.''<br />
''Type right out, wanna make you cry.''<br />
'''''I see mods banning them left and right, And trolls wanna scream in their ear and say'''''<br />
'''''"Fuck you"'''''<br />
''They hear 10 year olds cryin', that's what they assume,''<br />
''Go on Trollpasta, and make fun of you.''<br />
''And I type to myself... They'll make fun of that too.''<br />
''Ya, I type to myself troll, Fuck You.'''''<br />'''
'''''~ Loltroll466 left the chat. ~'''''
<br />Oh yeah."

Song by: SpicyHandofMarriage<br />
Originally by: Louis Armstrong
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Latest revision as of 03:55, 1 March 2022

WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

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WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

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"Andy always carried around candy corn to eat while watching her victims die slowly and painfully she laughed and laughed uncontrollably, got up smiled walked away and looked back one last time and threw candy corn at her victims, she thought if she love candy corn so would they."

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"After painfully watching him do this, just think of all the money he wasted, he went over to his NES that he had ever since he was a child and broke it into pieces."


COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Call of Duty: 666

This story begins on a blank but peaceful night...

I do enjoy playing some video games for the Xbox 360 but not by myself. Well not any more, I was walking down the street looking at the pure black sky, with nothing on my mind but what to do. Then when walking down the sidewalk halfway from the nearest pizza restaurant was a man who was wearing the longest jacket I have ever seen I think it was a trench coat, but not positive. When passing by the man, he stopped, looked at me and said with the most hideous smile also the most sinister type of voice I have ever encountered.

"Do you like video games?" he asked me, and with no hesitation of regrets I said, "Yes!" with the thought I might have something to do tonight. He then smiled and jumped around with glee, I then thought to myself: "this guy is a total loon". He then stopped and gripped my shoulders, placing a white, clear game case in my left hand, "Have a nice night," the man said while skipping down the sidewalk and everyone looking at him as if he were insanely crazy. But knowing I just got a free game I was now going to have something to do for the night.

When I finally got home I marched up the stairs, excited to see and play my new video game for the Xbox. I ran up to the console and slid my finger across the power button, since it was a touch console. I opened my disc tray and opened the game case which was actually the video game Call of Duty: World at War. I've played this game before but was not too fond of it. But if it gave me something to do I was in for it all the way. When putting the game in and starting it up I noticed the opening intro song was not the same. (Read more...)

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