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From 2011 to 2018, the Trollpasta Wiki brought joy to readers and writers all around the internet, with some even forming long-lasting friendships thanks to the wiki. For that, <span class="plainlinks">[https://creepypasta.fandom.com/f/p/3341835493704233682 many expressed great sadness when the wiki was unexpectedly shut down in August 2018]</span>. But we're now back up and running on a new platform!

Those who fondly remembered Trollpasta Wiki can once again relive the nostalgic joy of browsing the site for pastas. Nearly every page from the old wiki is available to read, from the Trollpasta classics to Creepypasta fails, it's all there intact for your reading pleasure. Several improvements have also been made to the site which makes accessing pastas easier (and funner) than ever. Welcome back, Trollpasta.</div>


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<center><span style="color: #4f79e7; font-size:150%;">'''WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?'''</span></center>
<center><span style="color: #4f79e7; font-size:150%;">'''WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?'''</span></center>


Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at infamous Creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and [[:Category:MARY SUE ALERT|Mary Sues]]/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established [[TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS|Trollpasta characters]] as satirical devices, primarily [[:Category:EVIL PATRIXXX|EVIL PATRIXXX]]. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, [[:Category:Bad Creepypasta|bad Creepypastas]] that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here, forever held in a position of censure and humiliation from Trollpasta and Creepypasta fans alike.
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and [[:Category:MARY SUE ALERT|Mary Sues]]/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established [[TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS|trollpasta characters]] as satirical devices, primarily [[:Category:EVIL PATRIXXX|EVIL PATRIXXX]]. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, [[:Category:Bad Creepypasta|bad creepypastas]] that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.


... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
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This is the recorded blog of a college student who was playing a modified version of Super Mario Brothers 3 on his computer. Shortly after submitting the last entry, he committed suicide in his dorm room.
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A friend of mine recently sent me what he claims to be a scary Super Mario Brothers 3 hack that he wanted me to try out (because he didn't have the courage.) I started this blog to record my progress through the game. He got this from a site that's no longer active, and I've seen some pretty scary occurrences with emulator games before. Just look at BEN. All of that aside, however, there was something definitely off about this ROM. Its title was SMB3:BW. Anyhow, I won't play any today as I'm quite busy with college work and such, but I will definitely start tomorrow.
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I played some of the game today. Obviously my friend was misinformed, as I have played all the way through 1-3 and have found nothing irregular. All of the sprites, levels, and sounds didn't have a fluke to their name. Wait… A secret! That must be how you have to unlock it! I swear you guys, I'll find the warp whistle tomorrow and see what creepy secrets this game has to hide. Look for tomorrow's post, it won't disappoint. Maybe this will explain what the BW in the title stands for… <i><b>([[Blood Whistle|Read more...]])</b></i>


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Latest revision as of 11:24, 21 September 2022

WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 14,726 pastas since July 2011

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WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

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FEATURED PASTAS
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"

"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."

"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."

"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"

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COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Gyorg

Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM

Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)

Written by Cheddercheese99

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