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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.
For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
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FEATURED PASTAS Spongebob Gets Constipated
"'Neptunedamnit! I'm constipated! If only I didn't have Sea-banana bread this morning!'"
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Bush's Baked Death
CatDog - Episode 100
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Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)
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- Glitchy orange
- Steven Universe: Onion Loses It
- Elephantom
- Jojo Siwa's Lost Music Vid
- Jimmy's EEEVVVIILLL Of The Web
- Leptys the Evil One
- The Journal of Darren Waters
- MR.COOL'S BACKSTORY
- The Lost Episode of COPS
- Aqua teen last episode
- Extinction of Yoshi
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theory - Carl's Life
- Lego Killer
- Audio ID 1
- MAR
- Shadow-Wolf
- EVIL PATRIXX KILLS PNKY PY
- PATRIXXX CAKE
- EVIL PATRIXCKS POKEMAN GAMEZ.exe
- EVIL PATRIXX MINCRPA 1.9
- THA PATRIXXX KEELS HAPY APY
- 2024-05-19 13:58:52 Funnymouth Keeps Messaging Me on Discord . . JosephTheSnail
- 2024-05-19 13:58:12 Shadow Fredbear's Insanity . . JosephTheSnail
- 2024-05-19 13:57:15 Luigi’s Mansion: Hanging Shadow Glitch . . JosephTheSnail
- 2024-05-19 13:55:05 Prototype Fredbear's Ask series: NUMBER 0 . . JosephTheSnail
- 2024-05-19 13:41:35 Glitchy orange . . Noobethe2nd
- 2024-05-19 13:40:52 Jeff enters Hell's Kitchen . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-19 13:34:44 Dead Bort . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-19 10:37:22 Rock Motto . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-19 06:27:43 Whatever Happened To Jack In The Box . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:26:55 The Battle of McDonaldland . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:26:06 How the Trix Rabbit Lost His Cool . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:25:02 Why I Don't Like Jellyfish . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:23:40 I've Bought Protegent, I Don't Recommend It . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:21:42 The Muppet Christmas Carol Bootleg Version . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:20:39 Super Mario Bros Hacked Version . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:18:38 The Ballad of Daddy Pig . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:17:38 Donald's Jealousy Legacy . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:16:48 The Fall of Burger King . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:15:56 A Big Day For Pooh (My Friends Tigger & Pooh Lost Episode) . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:14:50 Hank Hill's True Madness . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:13:39 Birds of a Feather (Sesame Street Lost Episode) . . Boopadoo453
Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?
Hosting 14,727 pastas since July 2011
Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
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"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
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"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
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"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
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Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)
- Glitchy orange
- Steven Universe: Onion Loses It
- Elephantom
- Jojo Siwa's Lost Music Vid
- Jimmy's EEEVVVIILLL Of The Web
- Leptys the Evil One
- The Journal of Darren Waters
- MR.COOL'S BACKSTORY
- The Lost Episode of COPS
- Aqua teen last episode
- Extinction of Yoshi
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theory - Carl's Life
- Lego Killer
- Audio ID 1
- MAR
- Shadow-Wolf
- EVIL PATRIXX KILLS PNKY PY
- PATRIXXX CAKE
- EVIL PATRIXCKS POKEMAN GAMEZ.exe
- EVIL PATRIXX MINCRPA 1.9
- THA PATRIXXX KEELS HAPY APY
- 2024-05-19 13:58:52 Funnymouth Keeps Messaging Me on Discord . . JosephTheSnail
- 2024-05-19 13:58:12 Shadow Fredbear's Insanity . . JosephTheSnail
- 2024-05-19 13:57:15 Luigi’s Mansion: Hanging Shadow Glitch . . JosephTheSnail
- 2024-05-19 13:55:05 Prototype Fredbear's Ask series: NUMBER 0 . . JosephTheSnail
- 2024-05-19 13:41:35 Glitchy orange . . Noobethe2nd
- 2024-05-19 13:40:52 Jeff enters Hell's Kitchen . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-19 13:34:44 Dead Bort . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-19 10:37:22 Rock Motto . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-19 06:27:43 Whatever Happened To Jack In The Box . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:26:55 The Battle of McDonaldland . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:26:06 How the Trix Rabbit Lost His Cool . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:25:02 Why I Don't Like Jellyfish . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:23:40 I've Bought Protegent, I Don't Recommend It . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:21:42 The Muppet Christmas Carol Bootleg Version . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:20:39 Super Mario Bros Hacked Version . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:18:38 The Ballad of Daddy Pig . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:17:38 Donald's Jealousy Legacy . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:16:48 The Fall of Burger King . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:15:56 A Big Day For Pooh (My Friends Tigger & Pooh Lost Episode) . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:14:50 Hank Hill's True Madness . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-19 06:13:39 Birds of a Feather (Sesame Street Lost Episode) . . Boopadoo453